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Post by Dragoon Tony on Jul 17, 2002 21:54:14 GMT -5
Wait till he's on next and acknowledges your membership, and once he gives you the go ahead, go for it.
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Post by siddiddie on Jul 17, 2002 21:55:25 GMT -5
kid walks on to a school bus and sits right behind the driver. He says "If my dad was a goat and my mom was a goat I would be a goat!". He continues with "If my dad was a bee and my mom was a bee I would be a bee!". This goes on for several more minuites until the bus driver says "What if your dad was retarded and your mom was a whore?!!". The kid smiles and says "Then I would be a bus driver!".
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Post by Dragoon Tony on Jul 17, 2002 22:01:23 GMT -5
LOL ;D
Here's one:
The priest is in the confessional. A plumber comes in to confess. The priest want to go home and watch football. Priest says"can you take confessions for me so I can go home" . Plumber says "I don't know". Priest gives him his collar and says, "It's easy. Just nod your head and say uh huh and give them 3 Hail Marys as penance".
So the plumbers take a woman's confession. The woman says"Forgive me father for I have sinned, I gave my neighbor a blowjob". The plumber nods his head and says "uh huh", but forgets what the penance is. He goes and finds an altar boy and asks him " what does the priest usually give out for blowjobs?". The altar boys shrugs and says " He usually gives me a Snickers and a Pepsi". ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by siddiddie on Jul 17, 2002 22:05:16 GMT -5
Well that Pepsi could be a Coke because THEY TASTE THE SAME.
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Post by on Jul 17, 2002 22:10:08 GMT -5
This jokefest is great!
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Post by Dragoon Tony on Jul 17, 2002 22:12:14 GMT -5
Us TSE members have all the fun! ;D
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Post by on Jul 17, 2002 22:14:17 GMT -5
It pays too have a sense of humor! also can anyone help me find a sprite for Fred ascare and/or Paula Abghoul from super castlevania 4?
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Post by siddiddie on Jul 17, 2002 22:22:22 GMT -5
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Post by on Jul 17, 2002 22:24:38 GMT -5
-raaaaaaaaaaar!
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Post by TreasureFinder on Jul 17, 2002 22:26:38 GMT -5
Xcuse me? Coca Cola and the filth they call "Pepsi" DO NOT taste the same. I perfer Coke as you can probably tell. Its been out longer, even though the guy who invented it did put cocaine in it in the beginning. Oh, and for the moro.....ignorant people who still think that certain drinks may make you sterile............THEY WOULDN'T SELL IT IF IT DID! DUH! Sorry, my mom works for Coca Cola, so I have to defend it.
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Post by siddiddie on Jul 17, 2002 22:29:57 GMT -5
Acknowledge the truth, you mere mortal! THEY ARE NOT DIFFERENT!!!
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Post by Dragoon Tony on Jul 17, 2002 22:31:35 GMT -5
You must have a low taste bud count. They do taste somewhat different. Granted, they taste close, there is a difference.
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Post by TreasureFinder on Jul 17, 2002 22:34:00 GMT -5
Well, compared to the "heavenly ambrosia" (a.k.a. check cola) that you must drink, Coke and Pepsi DO TASTE DIFFERENT! Pepsi is a lot sweeter and just plain nastier than Pepsi. Oh, and Vanilla Coke is really good. You guys should try it!
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Post by on Jul 17, 2002 22:34:33 GMT -5
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Post by TreasureFinder on Jul 17, 2002 22:37:19 GMT -5
Wow! You must be really bored!
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