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Post by Mech on Nov 16, 2002 18:35:26 GMT -5
Remember to show her your awesome janitorial skills ;D
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Post by SwordMaster on Nov 16, 2002 20:02:13 GMT -5
Remember to show her your awesome janitorial skills ;D Yes, what could impress a girlfriend more than showing off your mad janitor skills? ;D
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=EleMenTaL=
Experienced Knight
"Humpie Munkie"
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Post by =EleMenTaL= on Nov 16, 2002 20:14:59 GMT -5
I dun know what would impress a girl more then great janitorial skillz...good point ;D
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Post by SNK! on Nov 16, 2002 20:20:55 GMT -5
I know what would impress a girl more than "janitor skills" see you go up to a girl and you say "Hey wanna play MATH? First we add the bed, subtract our clothes, I divide your legs, and we multiply!"
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Post by onidarkmoon on Nov 17, 2002 7:45:18 GMT -5
dude that come on is friggan hilarious!
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Post by Zynx on Nov 17, 2002 8:56:20 GMT -5
I know what would impress a girl more than "janitor skills" see you go up to a girl and you say "Hey wanna play MATH? First we add the bed, subtract our clothes, I divide your legs, and we multiply!" I have to try that one, but I will have to quickly run away before the girl has me arrested for sexual harassment.
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Post by Sokar468 on Nov 17, 2002 14:38:21 GMT -5
Pick-up lines so bad they are funny:
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
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Post by Swordmasterdragoon on Nov 17, 2002 14:53:11 GMT -5
*your selling something* Hey baby, this one is on me and maybe later I can get on you!
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Post by Zynx on Nov 17, 2002 15:33:52 GMT -5
*your selling something* Hey baby, this one is on me and maybe later I can get on you! If she doesn't want it you could get yourself a lawsuit.
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Post by Seifer_Almasy on Nov 17, 2002 16:37:23 GMT -5
Pick-up lines so bad they are funny: Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! WOW! So that's what you learn in college ...
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Post by Swordmasterdragoon on Nov 17, 2002 16:46:51 GMT -5
If she doesn't want it you could get yourself a lawsuit. oh well... I got that from the man show boy.
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Post by Zynx on Nov 17, 2002 17:12:58 GMT -5
oh well... I got that from the man show boy. I was wondering where I had heard that from earlier. Now I remember.
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Post by Gustave on Nov 17, 2002 21:41:17 GMT -5
My homecoming was this saturday...and i'm unappy to pick 4...damnit.
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Post by Seifer_Almasy on Nov 17, 2002 23:29:06 GMT -5
Awww ... I'm sorry Wild Arms ...
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ATAXRXES
Experienced Knight
Weebles Wobble...
Posts: 339
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Post by ATAXRXES on Nov 18, 2002 13:44:48 GMT -5
I know what would impress a girl more than "janitor skills" see you go up to a girl and you say "Hey wanna play MATH? First we add the bed, subtract our clothes, I divide your legs, and we multiply!" That is just about the funniest s**t I ever did hear.
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