Post by Sokar468 on Aug 12, 2002 8:30:40 GMT -5
Hahahaha! Well done, fellow TSE'ers. In my opinion, this is by far the funniest TSE story that we have put together! Good work![/b]
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Alphonse was invited to a party. This party was held at Zynxville and it was being held in honor of Alphonse after he vibrated the rabid chicken. At last, Lodis could live in peace, without moldy green animals threatening the country.
Upon arrival, Alphonse was greeted with utter gayness by his comrade, Shiven. Out of joy and relief, Shiven farted Alphonse, smiling away. Music was being played and people danced joyfully. Alphonse began dancing alone, until Eleanor approached him.
“Damn!! What are you doing here?!” shouted Alphonse.
“Alphonse! Why did you abandon me? Why did you sedate me and danced my body into the fortress dumpster? Now I smell like the 1337Bot!”
“You are so annoying! You always follow me into battle! Oh yes, that one time when I was fighting the gummy Ham-Ham, and YOU, in all your wisdom, decided to distract my soldiers by humping! You cost my comrades their lives!” Alphonse was furious.
“But you were in danger! The Ham-Ham was about to straddle you and I got scared!”
“And you thought humping would help?!”
“Yes…”
Out of frustration, Alphonse squeezed Eleanor. She began crying spastically and started piercing the ground with her fists.
“Shit! Look at all the attention you are drawing to yourself!” Alphonse walked away from the scene.
Someone was very upset that Eleanor’s feelings would be hurt. As Alphonse passed the door, the decaying Father Hamen ambushed him and punched him in the dong. Shiven, who’s loyalty to Alphonse was naughty, jumped in to help him. A nasty battle broke out…
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Alphonse was invited to a party. This party was held at Zynxville and it was being held in honor of Alphonse after he vibrated the rabid chicken. At last, Lodis could live in peace, without moldy green animals threatening the country.
Upon arrival, Alphonse was greeted with utter gayness by his comrade, Shiven. Out of joy and relief, Shiven farted Alphonse, smiling away. Music was being played and people danced joyfully. Alphonse began dancing alone, until Eleanor approached him.
“Damn!! What are you doing here?!” shouted Alphonse.
“Alphonse! Why did you abandon me? Why did you sedate me and danced my body into the fortress dumpster? Now I smell like the 1337Bot!”
“You are so annoying! You always follow me into battle! Oh yes, that one time when I was fighting the gummy Ham-Ham, and YOU, in all your wisdom, decided to distract my soldiers by humping! You cost my comrades their lives!” Alphonse was furious.
“But you were in danger! The Ham-Ham was about to straddle you and I got scared!”
“And you thought humping would help?!”
“Yes…”
Out of frustration, Alphonse squeezed Eleanor. She began crying spastically and started piercing the ground with her fists.
“Shit! Look at all the attention you are drawing to yourself!” Alphonse walked away from the scene.
Someone was very upset that Eleanor’s feelings would be hurt. As Alphonse passed the door, the decaying Father Hamen ambushed him and punched him in the dong. Shiven, who’s loyalty to Alphonse was naughty, jumped in to help him. A nasty battle broke out…
VS
Brutus VS Belome: Brawl in the Bayou!
