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Post by TreasureFinder on May 22, 2003 17:24:50 GMT -5
Woop Whoop! Here goes my little tale How Kamon and Sokar are stale They think that they had game But all there were was lame Nobody liked them one bit Then their throats we slit Then Sokar wanted some To Kamon he started to run (hm, what else rhymes..) They tried to diss TF and Oldschool But all they were was a bunch of fools! So the story ends like this Kamon and Sokar cried because they got dissed!
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Edgar Figaro
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Post by Edgar Figaro on May 22, 2003 19:24:52 GMT -5
there's a new playa here, yea it's lucy you should fear mixin' out the tight rhymes sweeter than the wind chimes hold your girls in close, lock your daughters away it's a rated X game Lucy's gonna play if you think you can stop this crazy mofo you'll end up under a bridge just like a hobo!
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Post by TreasureFinder on May 22, 2003 20:50:59 GMT -5
Jean, join our side its the best You don't want to fall in the with the rest They are the trash and we are the Kings Of Things Such As Flamming And Rapping Why would you join loosers like them All the can do is cough up phelm They're old and have no new tricks They live in the country, and are a bunch of hicks Join us now, and recieve a great dental plan Join us now, and become a man!
Come on jean, you heard the rhapsode (me) join and get a great dental plan!
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Post by Sokar468 on May 22, 2003 22:34:08 GMT -5
Jean, do not fall for their scamming scheme, TF, Oldy, and Piers compose a morbid team; Like apparitions, they try to scare us with their thunder, But through our execution they rest six feet under.
TF, you'd be torn by my words like they were cyanide, wishing you weren't born like your mother on spermicide. Not that any man his sperm would willingly provide To a short-term hooker who charged for over-time.
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Edgar Figaro
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Post by Edgar Figaro on May 22, 2003 23:39:22 GMT -5
watch it people, I'm on a roll!
wise up sokar, I ain't yo bitch! this deal's crashin' into the ditch! you dissed on they mommas like they was no better than llamas dishin' out that hit, 'at's some dirty shit!
TF I know you in league wit' dat cool cat piers he an' oldy, man they give the girls tears! but you ain't made an offer what's worth my time buy me a drink, wit' a wedge of lime. then we'll talk, we'll keep it real smooth a double dame, an' I'll be in the groove whippin' out with my big-ass fryin' pan, after I beat your ass I'll make dinner like a man
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Post by TreasureFinder on May 23, 2003 7:58:25 GMT -5
Woy, you can cook, you can talk What kind of drink you want while we talk? Martinis, margaritas, Long Island Ice Tea, Just pick one, guy, and you'll get if for free Sokar think hes cool for dissin old ladies We'll be sending his corpse down the Euphrates You know what, you special person you Life insurance for up to $5342
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Post by Sokar468 on May 23, 2003 8:25:07 GMT -5
TF, you be missin' the point of this thread Of a rap battle, you be writin' words to knock me dead, But you just chattin' up with Jeanhart over wine and bread You ain't throwin' punches, you're just offer'n benefits instead.
Jeanhart, yeah, I dissed TF's mother like she was cattle, Hoping it would evoke the true spirit of a rap battle. If you don't like the tone of the warring rhyme rattle, Then step down and don't expect to be claimin' any titles.
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Post by TreasureFinder on May 23, 2003 8:29:40 GMT -5
Yeah well um..... You think your so grand With your coffe at hand You diss me and I don't feel hurt Hey, you're not supposed to be doin' this at work! So get back to your copy machine And spit shine it so it's nice and clean We don't want you hear, wasting your time (Which team has the best benefits: mine!)
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Post by Sokar468 on May 23, 2003 8:59:09 GMT -5
(stepping out of the rhyming phase for a bit)
You think we should hold a poll of the best rap master here? If we do, we should try to get SNK and Gustave back in here (though I am doubtful about Gustave).
Ok, back at it:
Yeah, I know I'm at work, at least I got a job, Making some cash so I don't have to rob. Sloth, ignorance, slacking and being a slob Are qualities I be lacking as I take it to the top.
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Post by Luca on May 23, 2003 9:00:04 GMT -5
All TF likes Is to give Oldy head even though they both suck in bed Oldy remember your my bitch and onto this team you should switch Me and Sokar own you sluts so get on your knees and pucker up.
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Edgar Figaro
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Post by Edgar Figaro on May 23, 2003 11:09:08 GMT -5
shouldn't have come here, Shawn your asshole is tender as a faun you think it'll be oldy, of TF or me but it'll be sokar when you're tryin' to pee He hasn't gotten laid since his momma passed away she took one look at his life and said "No f-in' way!" so damn depressed, so full of grief she laid down on the tracks just to make it brief
TF I think I want a bottle of R.B. it's the best shit on the seven seas about that double dame, how 'bout tonight? I won't have to be busy to win this fight all in the name of the Kings of Rap harshin' out sokar and givin' the asses a slap then there's your benefits I think you found what fits time to fight, lemme put up my mitts after these punks, we'll go eat at the ritz
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Post by Sokar468 on May 23, 2003 11:58:01 GMT -5
You speak like you have a hundred ladies, so you hope Kid, you've never been touched, like a f**ken asymptope. There ain't a girl out there who for you they'd adorn The most pussy you got is when you were born.
Don't be messin' with Luca, he rhymes like a blitz Escapin' black holes, he loses the light when he sprints. Don't be crossin' our block like that, you rhyme heretic Or you'll be found dead in an alley behind the Ritz.
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Edgar Figaro
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Post by Edgar Figaro on May 23, 2003 12:15:13 GMT -5
asymtope? well ain't you fancy? messin' with me is kinda chancy think luca's the shizm? he's into Lucy-ism. all you ghetto dumpster raiders kamon, sokar and luca you're all just faders you can't keep up with us cuz you ride the city bus while we roll through town in the newest model cars every broad from 42nd to 148th is ours! you'd see that soon enough cuz they all refuse you, but that doesn't make them stand out, so just fuckin' shoo!
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Post by Prince of Lemuria on May 23, 2003 14:31:15 GMT -5
Dear God Luca, you really suck bad. You don't have a mom, you have two dads. Reconsider your side, or get whipped like a mutt, Come over here or we'll kick your f'-in butt!
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Post by TreasureFinder on May 23, 2003 17:06:49 GMT -5
(Why can't we be friends plays in the background...)
Sokar uses mighty fine words After his death we won't be singin a dirge He reminds me of Romeo, who was a queen Your brains so small it could fit into a bean I doubt you can speak spanish like I can You only talk about sex because I'm a man You need some, you want some But I don't know where your intentions are from Escucha tu pendejo You aren't nothin' but a little homo You and Luca always talk about me and Oldy Your just mad cuz you can get none for free We don't do what you perverts think Here is the R.B you wanted to drink
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