Member with the Best Rhymes

[Sokar468]

Participants of the Rap battle, please refrain from voting.

Original Transcript:

Sokar

Oldschool and TF playin' their homosexual games
Their lusting flames putting Christopher Lowell to shame.
Like Lowell bein' indecisive with color, a confused decorator,
Confused like Oldy and TF: who'll be the penetrator?

Kamon and I can't believe we gotta watch these two flies,
You tryin' to impress us but we just keep walkin' by.
We're not up for your homosexual pride;
Oh yeah--don't forget to hold hands when you reply.

Kamon

Tf and oldy would be a good pair in bed
But first TF has to get a less thicker head.
WHen you think of it Tf is a fool, when oldy looks at him all he can do is drool.
Lesbos or gays i dont care what you are,
but please dont do it my car.
Hey guys if your gonna reaspond please dont make your rap be a piece of crap.

Piers

I'd like to join the rappin team against Kamon
That piece of shit just needs a little tamin'.
Kamon's the biggest queer in the park
Maybe Kamon should eat some bark!

Sokar

Funny you never bothered, Piers, to mention myself,
Knowin' you'd get slaughtered, losing your stable health.
Your rhymes are despicable, nor they desirable by the standards of Hell,
You belong with the Star Wars collectibles on an antique shelf.

You wanna take the hard path, thinkin' you're tough, Piers?
When you get to the end you'll be wipin' the blood from your ears,
Listenin' to the audible turmoil of my immensive decibles,
I'd bet you'd be cryin' to your daddies TF and Oldschool.

TF

Kamon, hand me my long sword, ho!
You act like a freakin homo!
All of your rhymes say I'm gay
Your just mad cuz I'm in your way
It you want to start, bring it on you little whore
You know after last night, you just want some more
So if you want to start with me
Quit $%^&*@ that damn tree!

Oldschool

I'll be on a little later, and then i'll rhyme,
but as of right now, i just dont have the time.
Sokar and Kamon, just wait and see,
how bad you get beaten by the TF and Oldy tag team.

TF

Woop Whoop!

Here goes my little tale
How Kamon and Sokar are stale
They think that they had game
But all there were was lame
Nobody liked them one bit
Then their throats we slit
Then Sokar wanted some
To Kamon he started to run (hm, what else rhymes..)
They tried to diss TF and Oldschool
But all they were was a bunch of fools!
So the story ends like this
Kamon and Sokar cried because they got dissed!

Jeanhart

there's a new playa here,
yea it's lucy you should fear
mixin' out the tight rhymes
sweeter than the wind chimes
hold your girls in close, lock your daughters away
it's a rated X game Lucy's gonna play
if you think you can stop this crazy mofo
you'll end up under a bridge just like a hobo!

TF

Jean, join our side its the best
You don't want to fall in the with the rest
They are the trash and we are the Kings
Of Things Such As Flamming And Rapping
Why would you join loosers like them
All the can do is cough up phelm
They're old and have no new tricks
They live in the country, and are a bunch of hicks
Join us now, and recieve a great dental plan
Join us now, and become a man!

Come on jean, you heard the rhapsode (me) join and get a great dental plan!

Sokar

Jean, do not fall for their scamming scheme,
TF, Oldy, and Piers compose a morbid team;
Like apparitions, they try to scare us with their thunder,
But through our execution they rest six feet under.

TF, you'd be torn by my words like they were cyanide,
wishing you weren't born like your mother on spermicide.
Not that any man his sperm would willingly provide
To a short-term hooker who charged for over-time.

Jeanhart

wise up sokar, I ain't yo bitch!
this deal's crashin' into the ditch!
you dissed on they mommas
like they was no better than llamas
dishin' out that hit,
'at's some dirty shit!

TF I know you in league wit' dat cool cat piers
he an' oldy, man they give the girls tears!
but you ain't made an offer what's worth my time
buy me a drink, wit' a wedge of lime.
then we'll talk, we'll keep it real smooth
a double dame, an' I'll be in the groove
whippin' out with my big-ass fryin' pan,
after I beat your ass I'll make dinner like a man

TF

Woy, you can cook, you can talk
What kind of drink you want while we talk?
Martinis, margaritas, Long Island Ice Tea,
Just pick one, guy, and you'll get if for free
Sokar think hes cool for dissin old ladies
We'll be sending his corpse down the Euphrates
You know what, you special person you
Life insurance for up to $5342

Sokar

TF, you be missin' the point of this thread
Of a rap battle, you be writin' words to knock me dead,
But you just chattin' up with Jeanhart over wine and bread
You ain't throwin' punches, you're just offer'n benefits instead.

Jeanhart, yeah, I dissed TF's mother like she was cattle,
Hoping it would evoke the true spirit of a rap battle.
If you don't like the tone of the warring rhyme rattle,
Then step down and don't expect to be claimin' any titles.

TF

You think your so grand
With your coffe at hand
You diss me and I don't feel hurt
Hey, you're not supposed to be doin' this at work!
So get back to your copy machine
And spit shine it so it's nice and clean
We don't want you hear, wasting your time
(Which team has the best benefits: mine!)

Sokar

Yeah, I know I'm at work, at least I got a job,
Making some cash so I don't have to rob.
Sloth, ignorance, slacking and being a slob
Are qualities I be lacking as I take it to the top.

Luca

All TF likes Is to give Oldy head
even though they both suck in bed
Oldy remember your my bitch
and onto this team you should switch
Me and Sokar own you sluts
so get on your knees and pucker up.

Jeanhart

shouldn't have come here, Shawn
your asshole is tender as a faun
you think it'll be oldy, of TF or me
but it'll be sokar when you're tryin' to pee
He hasn't gotten laid since his momma passed away
she took one look at his life and said "No f-in' way!"
so damn depressed, so full of grief
she laid down on the tracks just to make it brief

TF I think I want a bottle of R.B.
it's the best shit on the seven seas
about that double dame, how 'bout tonight?
I won't have to be busy to win this fight
all in the name of the Kings of Rap
harshin' out sokar and givin' the asses a slap
then there's your benefits
I think you found what fits
time to fight, lemme put up my mitts
after these punks, we'll go eat at the ritz

Sokar

You speak like you have a hundred ladies, so you hope
Kid, you've never been touched, like a f**ken asymptope.
There ain't a girl out there who for you they'd adorn
The most pussy you got is when you were born.

Don't be messin' with Luca, he rhymes like a blitz
Escapin' black holes, he loses the light when he sprints.
Don't be crossin' our block like that, you rhyme heretic
Or you'll be found dead in an alley behind the Ritz.

Jeanhart

asymtope? well ain't you fancy?
messin' with me is kinda chancy
think luca's the shizm?
he's into Lucy-ism.
all you ghetto dumpster raiders
kamon, sokar and luca you're all just faders
you can't keep up with us
cuz you ride the city bus
while we roll through town in the newest model cars
every broad from 42nd to 148th is ours!
you'd see that soon enough cuz they all refuse you,
but that doesn't make them stand out, so just fuckin' shoo!

Piers

Dear God Luca, you really suck bad.
You don't have a mom, you have two dads.
Reconsider your side, or get whipped like a mutt,
Come over here or we'll kick your f'-in butt!

TF

Sokar uses mighty fine words
After his death we won't be singin a dirge
He reminds me of Romeo, who was a queen
Your brains so small it could fit into a bean
I doubt you can speak spanish like I can
You only talk about sex because I'm a man
You need some, you want some
But I don't know where your intentions are from
Escucha tu pendejo
You aren't nothin' but a little homo
You and Luca always talk about me and Oldy
Your just mad cuz you can get none for free
We don't do what you perverts think
Here is the R.B you wanted to drink

Kamon

Oldy, dont take this the wrong way
but i think its about time youd stop being gay
Oldy's dream is to be come a pro digger
BUt we all know all he wants is to give head to a male wigger
Hey Tf im sorry your wet dreams about oldy wont come true.
So we will just have to beat on you and just throw you out into the blue.
Hey Jeanhart choose a team
Im sure you wont want to be against sokar and my regeim.

TF

Hey Kamon, stop molesting your mom
Did you look up those words with dictionary.com?
You think your so bad
But all your doin is followin a fad
You say I have wet dreams
Like I said before, you and Sokar are queens
I don't jack off with a pic of Oldy in my head
And unlike you, I didn't invite Sokar into bed
And why do you keep talking about men doin it
When you can't get some you throw a fit!
I'm not gay, like you and your dog
When i'm done with you, Ill throw your body in a bog!
Where only the gators can find your dead body
The police won't find you cuz their search was shoddy!

[Sokar468]

CloakedEvil

Here's the situation
The true representation
TF and Old School
We're gonna mess you up fool
You don't understand
You're in Rhyming Land
Only pros work here
Filling you with fear
So you had better move back
Its a rhyming Attack!

TF


Hah you messed up skank,
Now your walkin down the plank
We got CloakedEvil on our side now
So watch out here comes a punch, POW!
There's no way you can win
We're gonna make your head spin!

CloakedEvil

I hope you weren't thinking
Of trying to diss
My man TF
On you I will piss
I made skills
That can't be denied
I have a messege for you
You just got fried
You're just not that good
You guys must be tired
You can't rhyme for beans
You have been fired
I hope you weren't trying
To step up to the plate
I got news for you boy
Too little, too late

Sokar

CloakedEvil, walkin' in here thinkin' your mind is full
But only with 4-word liners, it's nursery rhyme material.
You got a spine of a jellyfish, backin' down from our authority
Yeah, I'd knew you'd wish to side with the majority.

Luc, Kam and I be runnin' this thread like a machine
You can't see it comin' when we unleash on your feeble team.
Some newb steppin' here thinkn' he's an image, a rhymin' dream,
But we're the Hell's steam that be meltin' you like ice cream,
Wiping this place clean, makin' room for the keen
That would be Kamon, Luca, and Sokar, settin' the mean.

The mean is high, can you reach our average?
Very unlikely when we be preachin' the savage
Ways of the rhyme, you'd be beseechin' for some leverage,
But too little, too late--we're keepin' the advantage.

TF

Wow Sokar, you can copy other peoples lines
In this thread this should be a crime
You say you set the bar
How could you with a face thats been marred
You talk about cooking like a little school girl
It just makes the rest of us want to hurl!
Wow, you can bake a cake
We all know your rhyming skills are fake
You move really slow, you can't jump high
And it we all know, your a homo-liking guy

[Ninja_Master]

you didn't even put in the last set of rhymes, and those are the best ones

[TreasureFinder]

Go me! I think Cloaked is better, but I had to have at least one vote, so it didn't looked like I sucked THAT bad....

[Sokar468]

CLoakedEvil said:

you didn't even put in the last set of rhymes, and those are the best ones

I didn't know it was still going. I'll link the page here:

neocrono.proboards9.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&n=1&thread=2281&start=90

[Knight of Lodis]

Hey where the fuck is my name?

[Sektor]

I REALLY liked Cloak's raps. They flowed really well, nice job Cloak!

[OldSchool]

Knight_of_Lodis said:

Hey where the fuck is my name?

Me and you started it, but they only seem to be using rhymes from like page 4 and up cause me and you were rhyming for a while but only my last rhyme is up there...

EDIT: I just laid down a bad-ass rhyme to hopefully get me back into the game, check the thread.

[SwordMaster]

Ive got to go with Sokar, although Cloaked Evil is a close second. Keep it up all of you, your rhyming antics amuse me ;D

[Dragoon Tony]

After reading these rhymes I vote for Sokar
he's the best rapper I've seen so far

But CloakedEvil's skills are almost equal
I can't wait the see this rap battle's sequel

It would be sweet if CE's raps were more than 4 words
than he would shit on the rest of these turds

TF's raps just seem way out of place
The original TO Emcee SNK would've rocked your face

And who remembers Gustav and all his mad rhymes
That was back in the day, man those were the times

[TreasureFinder]

um, you don't need to rhyme here....you.........just..gotta..........v....o.....t..e.......

Anyways, did I really do that bad? I know CloakedEvil in person, so when I see him, I'll tell him to come take a look at this thread.

[Ninja_Master]

TF has informed me, and i thank anyone who voted for me. I also agree that Sokar and I are pretty evenly matched.

Let us continue

[Sokar468]

CLoakedEvil said:

TF has informed me, and i thank anyone who voted for me. I also agree that Sokar and I are pretty evenly matched.

Let us continue

Jeanhart is good as well. Good work, CloakedEvil. You kept me thinking.

[Ninja_Master]

Jeanhart is good as well. Good work, CloakedEvil. You kept me thinking.[/quote]


same with you. we're runnin circles around the others

j/k. lol

[Ninja_Master]

[quote author=Dragoon Tony But CloakedEvil's skills are almost equal
I can't wait the see this rap battle's sequel
[/quote]

Check the link for the bigger ones