Mr_Beardsly
Experienced Knight
RPG Race: Archer
Posts: 598
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Post by Mr_Beardsly on Aug 6, 2003 17:10:00 GMT -5
5 WORST movies: 1) Kung Pow (lets not even go there...) 2) Gigli (hitmen, one male, the other lesbian hit it off... bleh) 3) Godzilla 2000 (I thought this was a sequal to the other Godzilla movie, not this dubbed crap) 4) The Tuxedo (Jackie Chan should NEVER be James Bond) 5) Bad Boys 2 (Dead bodies holding drugs? come on)The official worst movie of all time is "Plan 9 From Outer Space".
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Post by Jaggy on Aug 6, 2003 18:04:19 GMT -5
Romeo and Juliet (both versions) is pretty bad too.
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Post by Sokar468 on Aug 7, 2003 9:29:14 GMT -5
Chain Reaction and Event Horizon are up there, too.
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Edgar Figaro
Experienced Knight
Edgar=jeanhart/lucifer
Posts: 340
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Post by Edgar Figaro on Aug 7, 2003 11:36:31 GMT -5
5 worst things to hear a lifeguard say:
1. where's my water wings?
2. just grab onto somethin', I'll be there in a minute
3. zzzz......zzz......zzzzzzzzz....
4. you want me to WHAT?!?!?!?!
5. out to lunch, back in five(as he plays a gameboy)
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Post by Sokar468 on Aug 7, 2003 11:38:12 GMT -5
Are you a lifeguard, Jeanhart?
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Post by Prince of Lemuria on Aug 13, 2003 10:39:18 GMT -5
worst 5 things to hear a cop say:
1. So? I don't care about any so called "crime."
2. What's a crime?
3. Wait a sec, I gotta get my donut.
4. OH NO!!!!!!!!!! OUT OF DONUTS? I have to go get more!
5. *snore*
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Post by Dark on Aug 14, 2003 10:30:56 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]5 worst things to say to a cop:
1. Jeez, hurry up fatty, I got places to go...
2. What's a liscence?
3. A,B,C,D,E,F,......line please.
4. Can I have some of those timbits......mmmm timbits. ;D (drools)
5. I am this old (holds up 4 fingers) lol ;D[/glow]
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Post by Sokar468 on Aug 15, 2003 8:34:15 GMT -5
Umm... Hey DarkMaster and Piers, why don't you leave me your addresses and I'll find myself a crowbar?
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Post by TreasureFinder on Aug 15, 2003 9:55:56 GMT -5
Good! I'll tag along with my oozie! It would be terrible if everything in their house was stolen, wouldn't it Sokar?
5 Worst Fortune Cookie Fortunes:
5) No dogs were used in this food...now cats... 4) If you see spots, don't sue 3) Ask again later 2) You suck! (In brail) 1) That wasn't chicken....
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Post by Ninja_Master on Aug 20, 2003 18:52:28 GMT -5
5 worst people types:
5) Hippies 4)Communists 3)Vegetarians 2)Neo Nazis 1) Short people with power (napolian, me, etc)
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Cloud-Ange
Experienced Knight
RPG Race: Warrior
Posts: 257
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Post by Cloud-Ange on Aug 23, 2003 12:42:39 GMT -5
5 worst things 1.My little brother 2.my little sister 3.my other little sister 4.my next door neighbors little daughter 5.my game boy advance freezing
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Post by Tsukasa on Aug 23, 2003 19:43:11 GMT -5
5 worst things 1.My little brother 2.my little sister 3.my other little sister 4.my next door neighbors little daughter 5.my game boy advance freezing #5 can't be that bad. It said somewhere in a nintendo magazine (i think) that some idiot person living in alaska left his GBA on the porch. It froze overnight but they thawed it and it was supposedly fine.
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Pumpkin Jr.
Rookie Soldier
RPG Race: Warrior
Posts: 194
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Post by Pumpkin Jr. on Aug 23, 2003 21:51:16 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]5 worst things I hate about life.... 1.Sisters 2.People who dont appreciate manga/anime. 3.Games/Music/shows that are freakin pointless and stupid 4.Obsessed people. 5. People who start threads talking about what you hate...Im kidding ;D [/glow] I couldn't agree more i hate the exact same things
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Cloud-Ange
Experienced Knight
RPG Race: Warrior
Posts: 257
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Post by Cloud-Ange on Aug 24, 2003 7:50:48 GMT -5
very funny pumpkin
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Post by Ninja_Master on Aug 25, 2003 22:39:40 GMT -5
5 worst things to hear from your DS while at attention:
5. "Who just farted?" 4. "Whose donut is this?" 3. "I like my men strong." 2. "You think the gas chamber is bad? you're on toilet duty for my privite latrine."
and #1.....
"I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman....."
(youll get the last one if youve ever seen the movie Full Metal Jacket)
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