Your Battlecry!

[Kamon]

I did it for kamon aswell:
Sprinting across the desert, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Kamon! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to smack you so heinously, I will be high on life for years to come!"

[Dragoon Tony]

Zang! Who is that, striding along the tarmac! It is Dragoon Tony, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a spectacular bellow, his voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!"

[Gustave]

Skulking through the terrain, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh Mike! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to all I see with God on my side!!"

Then...

Skulking out of the icy wasteland, wielding a mighty sword, cometh Gustave XIII! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm going to pound you until the sun burns out!!!"

And i did this one for fun.

Hark! Who is that, prowling over the fields! It is KOS-MOS, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a gutteral bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until armored tanks pull us apart!!!"

[Dark]

[glow=ruby,2,300]I don't wanna say mine...*sigh* oh well....Stalking along the candy store, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh DarkMaster125! And he gives a booming grunt:

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!!"

At least it was funny... ;D
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[Ghosty]

DarkMaster125 said:

[glow=ruby,2,300]I don't wanna say mine...*sigh* oh well....Stalking along the candy store, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh DarkMaster125! And he gives a booming grunt:

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!!"

At least it was funny... ;D
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lol mine was so much better : "I'm going to hump you into a fine spicy powder!!!"
heres some just for fun:

Hark! Who is that, skulking through the tundra! It is Alphonse, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a vengeful roar, his voice cometh:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I shall avenge my ancestors!"


Running along the tarmac, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh UR MOM! And she gives a gutteral cry:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I lay waste to the landscape like a sentient bulldozer!!"

Striding on the fields, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh The Principal! And she giveth a mighty howl:

"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!"

[Mr_Beardsly]

For Mr. beardsly:Lo! Who is that, running through the mountains! It is Mr. Beardsly, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He howls mightily:

"I'm going to bruise you all the way to Old Bonny Scotland, and throw you out the airplane door!!"


For Anatoly (which I use much more often):Skulking amidst the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Anatoly! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"I'm going to clobber you backwards in time!"


And for my elusive true identity:Lo! Who is that, prowling over the cliffs! It is *******, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He roars apocalyptically:

"I'm going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!!!"

[Gustave]

A tribute to Dude Where's My Car...

Rampaging through the terrain, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Zoltaan! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"I'm seriously going to pound you until you shit molton lava!!"

[Sektor]

Here's what I got for Sektor:

Who is that, skulking on the wasteland! It is Sektor, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!"

[Magicman]

Sprinting amidst the desert, attacking with a vorpal blade, cometh Magicman! And he gives a booming scream:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I lay waste to all I see until my loins find satisfaction!"

ph33r. My loins are needy right now!

[onidarkmoon]

Sprinting out of the candy store, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Onidarkmoon! And he gives a spectacular cry:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until your rump glows, and plug you into a power plant!!"


Running amidst the fields, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh ----------! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"For the love of beatings, I bring annihilation and cheap beer!"

Lo! Who is that, sprinting amidst the freeway! It is ------, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He screams vengefully:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!"

Sprinting through the cliffs, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh -----! And he gives an ominous roar:

"I'm seriously going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!"

Zang! Who is that, stalking over the icy wasteland! It is ----------------------, hands clutching a burning branch! He roars thunderously:

"I'm seriously going to contort you into a new dimension of pain!!"

now you guys know my name...
(EDIT) i took out my name. each one was a different combo of my real name.

[mech]

Running out of the terrain, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Brandon! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to smash you until you bleed out your eyes, and trade you for a candy bar!!!"

[Springheel Jack]

LMAO

Who is that, sprinting amidst the desert! It is Justaballa, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He grunts mightily:

"I'm going to torment you until you bleed puke, and launch you into deep space!"

[Mohrg]

Rampaging amidst the steppes, wielding a piece of chain link fence, cometh Mohrg! And he gives a guttural bellow:

"I'm going to brutalize you so hard, it will be a new form of crime!!"

Nice, but kind of weak...sounds like a sad come back in a fight....

Defiantly not something Tyson would say.....Imma eat yo children!

Then there is this one....LOL!

Zang! Who is that, rampaging through the tundra! It is Krazy Krazed, hands clutching a thorned whip! He grunts apocalyptically:

"I'm going to bruise you until you smell like barbeque, and hijack your momma's airplane!!"

Mohrg