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Post by Sektor on Oct 21, 2003 15:57:24 GMT -5
When I was eight I had a friend who was uppsessed with porn. He was a little youbnger than me.  . He's a perve and gets annoying at times |
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Post by Mr_Beardsly on Oct 21, 2003 15:59:44 GMT -5
Yuck...
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Post by Machine Soul on Oct 21, 2003 16:00:58 GMT -5
that sounds like my friend who is obsessed with squirrles he kept bragging on how he kissed his girl friend 113 times yesterday and how he french kissed his girl friend this morning.
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Post by Mr_Beardsly on Oct 21, 2003 18:16:57 GMT -5
Maybe if you tell him you find it wierd that he keeps count he'll stop.
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Post by Ghosty on Oct 21, 2003 19:33:44 GMT -5
I knew someone who counted how many times they kissed their girlfriend before... not really my friend though, just to brag to people. That was back in 5th/6th grade though.... and the first time i found a classmate addicted to porn was in... 6th grade i think, he was trying to show me this anime porn site with Evangelion or something. Actually, just yesterday i found out someone I know who's blackmailing another person to pay them back (money they borrowed or something) and they're using some porn that they found in the person's backpack as blackmail... lol that's just funny  |
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Post by Springheel Jack on Oct 21, 2003 21:22:51 GMT -5
I have this one friend who is really gross. On the bus, he marked his seat by farmerblowing snot all over it and the back of the seat in front until it was dripping with snot, and he says he has a cancerous mole on his ass wich he likes to feel, and everyone is like "OMG, you freak, your disgusting!" Because he really is, but other than that, hes cool. But he is the horniest bastard in the world, he jacks off all the time and always talks about ***** (ladylike part) and getting laid and stuff, but he'll never get any  It's pretty bad. I also has another friend who thinks everything is his and he is the only good one when playing sports/games. WHen him, me, and 2 other friends were playing Blitz, He's QB, and throws and interception and I'm on his team, and I was the reciever, and he passes it to a computer player, and when it's intercepted he goes "God Geoff, where the hell was the blocking there?" And then we get it again, and he throws another bad pass, I leap and catch it like 10 yards from where I started and I broke like 6 tackles and scored, and our other friends go "Aww man, Geoff's too good." And Ryan goes "What the hell are you talking about? It was my good pass there." And everything is his apparently, he just walked away from my house with my TO:KOL in his pocket, along with my PS2 mem card. Then he comes back like a month later and leaves em out in the rain. He stole my bike too. I just get really pissed at him usually.
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Post by Vapour on Oct 22, 2003 5:59:21 GMT -5
[glow=navy,2,300]That is really immature. Well, what grade are you in? If you are in like grade 3-5, that actually (believe it or not) sounds normal (although VERY stupid).
Ghosty, about the blackmailing, that sounds kind of funny. Why the hell would he have porn in his backpack though... wait a minute, now that I think about it, I DON'T want to know.
*NOTE: When I said that was immature, I meant that keeping count is. I quoted the wrong person. I meant to quote SacredDeamonShaher.[/glow]
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Post by Sektor on Oct 22, 2003 15:01:25 GMT -5
Why was that immature?
Anyway, speaking of people doing stuff on buses, I'm sure you guys heard about the 2 teens who did the 'horizontal macarena' in the back seat.
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Post by Mr_Beardsly on Oct 22, 2003 15:29:45 GMT -5
[glow=navy,2,300]That is really immature. Well, what grade are you in? If you are in like grade 3-5, that actually (believe it or not) sounds normal (although VERY stupid).[/glow] Eh? This doesn't treally count as annoying but, today me and my friend had a conversation at lunch, here goes. Me:What would you do if your hair was made of spagetthi and grew 5 inches per second. him:Wait, wouldn't that violate the conservation of matter law? Me:It takes the matter from asteroids. him:Wouldn't my head get wieghed down and crushed by the spagetthi. Me:Theres only one strand Him:So whats keeping me from cutting it off. Me:Its indestructable Him:How thick is it. Me:*makes thin space between fingers* Him:So I'm walking around with a razor sharp rapidly growing indestructable strand of spagetthi? Me:Yeah... This went on for about 20 minutes and eventually gravitated toward the mass execution of the dozens of billions of overpoluated people in china (60 bil to be exact). The sad thing is this was one of our more relevant conversations. We have a VERY long lunch and not many friends in our lunch period. |
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Post by Vapour on Oct 22, 2003 15:37:41 GMT -5
[glow=navy,2,300]I recently updated my post. (read the note at the bottom). The problem was that I was quoting You (Mr_Beardsly) and meant to quote SacredDemonShaher.
Ahh, now it makes sence.[/glow]
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Post by Machine Soul on Oct 22, 2003 16:30:40 GMT -5
[glow=navy,2,300]That is really immature. Well, what grade are you in? If you are in like grade 3-5, that actually (believe it or not) sounds normal (although VERY stupid).
Ghosty, about the blackmailing, that sounds kind of funny. Why the hell would he have porn in his backpack though... wait a minute, now that I think about it, I DON'T want to know.
*NOTE: When I said that was immature, I meant that keeping count is. I quoted the wrong person. I meant to quote SacredDeamonShaher.[/glow] I'm in 8th grade |
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Post by Mr_Beardsly on Oct 22, 2003 17:34:34 GMT -5
It all makes sense now.
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Post by SNK! on Oct 22, 2003 19:28:50 GMT -5
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Why the hell would he have porn in his backpack though... .[/glow] People trade porn DVDs all the time at my school... |
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Post by Gustave on Oct 22, 2003 19:52:55 GMT -5
Lol, at my school, people make their own porn. Videotape their home life...give it to their friends...weird stuff.
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. He's a perve and gets annoying at times 
Thanks Oldy!
It's pretty bad. I also has another friend who thinks everything is his and he is the only good one when playing sports/games. WHen him, me, and 2 other friends were playing Blitz, He's QB, and throws and interception and I'm on his team, and I was the reciever, and he passes it to a computer player, and when it's intercepted he goes "God Geoff, where the hell was the blocking there?" And then we get it again, and he throws another bad pass, I leap and catch it like 10 yards from where I started and I broke like 6 tackles and scored, and our other friends go "Aww man, Geoff's too good." And Ryan goes "What the hell are you talking about? It was my good pass there." And everything is his apparently, he just walked away from my house with my TO:KOL in his pocket, along with my PS2 mem card. Then he comes back like a month later and leaves em out in the rain. He stole my bike too. I just get really pissed at him usually.
