Post by Knight of Lodis on Oct 28, 2003 21:40:34 GMT -5
The title is about as random as this. The following conversation made me laugh so hard I had tears going now my neck. It is about getting Counterstrike to work on school computers with a block on installing. Also this kid named Jeff has a big studering problem. Today he was asking a question about the next Halo LAN and he totally went nuts for 4 seconds:
SpaceHulk5: man, that jeff guy is pretty damn freaky
tacticsogretkol: lol
tacticsogretkol: ya and i dunno if i can cash his check
tacticsogretkol: i might have to call him cuz it was made out to midlo and he crossed that out
tacticsogretkol: mom said u gotta initial that
SpaceHulk5: he does
tacticsogretkol: im gonna go to bank and try tomorrow
tacticsogretkol: i doubt they will let me cash it
SpaceHulk5: fo real
SpaceHulk5: i remember him trying to say something.. and he like spazzed out in the middle of it
SpaceHulk5: i was just like.... uh, ok!
tacticsogretkol: but im not waiting till next thur for another check so he better meet me somewhere adn LOLOL
tacticsogretkol: LOLOL i really think he has a studering problem
tacticsogretkol: god dammit JJ now im crying cuz ur making fun of him
tacticsogretkol: cuz its funny
SpaceHulk5: tell me you saw that though!! he was like "I have a question about the... *head does a 360 turn, and eyes go cross eyed for 3 secs.* ..... i need to ask a question about the looon
tacticsogretkol: HAHAHAHA i did I DID
tacticsogretkol: fuck u man im laughing so hard im crying
SpaceHulk5: lol!!!
tacticsogretkol: dammit!! what about if he spazes out and passes out?
tacticsogretkol: in class!
tacticsogretkol: goes ppzpzpzpzppzp boom!
SpaceHulk5: we hide him in that room in between wyngard and... uhh wyngard's rooom under some old computer monitors LOL!!!!!!!!!
tacticsogretkol: dammit i got tears going down my neck!
SpaceHulk5: ahh mannnn, poor old jeff
tacticsogretkol: I need to go to the zpzppzpzzppzppzppz bath pzppzpz boint!
SpaceHulk5: i think he beats vincent
tacticsogretkol: LOL
SpaceHulk5: atleast vincent can talk semi normal
tacticsogretkol: its funny cuz were making fun of a kid with a problem
SpaceHulk5: i know i know, he needs to go this lockin for his sake
tacticsogretkol: its like calling a wheelchair guy gimpy
tacticsogretkol: hes going
SpaceHulk5: ill buy him some orange chicken just to make his night memorable
SpaceHulk5: LOL!!!
tacticsogretkol: LOL
tacticsogretkol: now when i see him im gonna laugh
tacticsogretkol: damn u for making members leave!
SpaceHulk5: pzppzzpzpzzpzpzp *a loud POP goes out of his head and he hits the floor making a loud crash*
tacticsogretkol: i got this bad feeling im gonna talk to him and he'll spazze out and ill laugh and he will go crying home and never come again
SpaceHulk5: LOL!!!!!
tacticsogretkol: damn now im remembering a cartoon where this rat gets shocked all the time when he talks and it sounds just like him
tacticsogretkol: Hey JJ let's pzppzpzpppppzzppz ALCHOLIC!
SpaceHulk5: what time is the PZPZP ppzpzpz ZAP ZAP POP! GAAHHHAA I HAAte my life
tacticsogretkol: lol damn PZPZPPZPZ
SpaceHulk5: as long as his dues are paid.. he is fine in my book
tacticsogretkol: Mr Abel I need zpzppz need ppzpzpz to pay money pzppzp *falls out of chair*
SpaceHulk5: i can see him at the lan party on thurs getting all excited and screaming and then while he is screaming he breaks out into the most violent seizure because of all the guns and bombs going off in halo
tacticsogretkol: HAHAH
tacticsogretkol: then we all slowly walk out of room
SpaceHulk5: HAHAHAAHA
tacticsogretkol: ok i really officially hate u know cuz u made me make fun of studering people
SpaceHulk5: lol
SpaceHulk5: i am terrible
SpaceHulk5: i feel bad for him
SpaceHulk5: suriously. he will never have sex for free
tacticsogretkol: have to like give him ritalin
SpaceHulk5: slip it into his diet coke
SpaceHulk5: sprinkle on his pizza
tacticsogretkol: when he turns 21 his parents should get him a hooker
SpaceHulk5: torturing nerds
SpaceHulk5: we are evil officers man
tacticsogretkol: ya corrupt beyond belief
tacticsogretkol: we use the freshys
tacticsogretkol: for personal gain
SpaceHulk5: we are worse than catholocism
SpaceHulk5: man, that jeff guy is pretty damn freaky
tacticsogretkol: lol
tacticsogretkol: ya and i dunno if i can cash his check
tacticsogretkol: i might have to call him cuz it was made out to midlo and he crossed that out
tacticsogretkol: mom said u gotta initial that
SpaceHulk5: he does
tacticsogretkol: im gonna go to bank and try tomorrow
tacticsogretkol: i doubt they will let me cash it
SpaceHulk5: fo real
SpaceHulk5: i remember him trying to say something.. and he like spazzed out in the middle of it
SpaceHulk5: i was just like.... uh, ok!
tacticsogretkol: but im not waiting till next thur for another check so he better meet me somewhere adn LOLOL
tacticsogretkol: LOLOL i really think he has a studering problem
tacticsogretkol: god dammit JJ now im crying cuz ur making fun of him
tacticsogretkol: cuz its funny
SpaceHulk5: tell me you saw that though!! he was like "I have a question about the... *head does a 360 turn, and eyes go cross eyed for 3 secs.* ..... i need to ask a question about the looon
tacticsogretkol: HAHAHAHA i did I DID
tacticsogretkol: fuck u man im laughing so hard im crying
SpaceHulk5: lol!!!
tacticsogretkol: dammit!! what about if he spazes out and passes out?
tacticsogretkol: in class!
tacticsogretkol: goes ppzpzpzpzppzp boom!
SpaceHulk5: we hide him in that room in between wyngard and... uhh wyngard's rooom under some old computer monitors LOL!!!!!!!!!
tacticsogretkol: dammit i got tears going down my neck!
SpaceHulk5: ahh mannnn, poor old jeff
tacticsogretkol: I need to go to the zpzppzpzzppzppzppz bath pzppzpz boint!
SpaceHulk5: i think he beats vincent
tacticsogretkol: LOL
SpaceHulk5: atleast vincent can talk semi normal
tacticsogretkol: its funny cuz were making fun of a kid with a problem
SpaceHulk5: i know i know, he needs to go this lockin for his sake
tacticsogretkol: its like calling a wheelchair guy gimpy
tacticsogretkol: hes going
SpaceHulk5: ill buy him some orange chicken just to make his night memorable
SpaceHulk5: LOL!!!
tacticsogretkol: LOL
tacticsogretkol: now when i see him im gonna laugh
tacticsogretkol: damn u for making members leave!
SpaceHulk5: pzppzzpzpzzpzpzp *a loud POP goes out of his head and he hits the floor making a loud crash*
tacticsogretkol: i got this bad feeling im gonna talk to him and he'll spazze out and ill laugh and he will go crying home and never come again
SpaceHulk5: LOL!!!!!
tacticsogretkol: damn now im remembering a cartoon where this rat gets shocked all the time when he talks and it sounds just like him
tacticsogretkol: Hey JJ let's pzppzpzpppppzzppz ALCHOLIC!
SpaceHulk5: what time is the PZPZP ppzpzpz ZAP ZAP POP! GAAHHHAA I HAAte my life
tacticsogretkol: lol damn PZPZPPZPZ
SpaceHulk5: as long as his dues are paid.. he is fine in my book
tacticsogretkol: Mr Abel I need zpzppz need ppzpzpz to pay money pzppzp *falls out of chair*
SpaceHulk5: i can see him at the lan party on thurs getting all excited and screaming and then while he is screaming he breaks out into the most violent seizure because of all the guns and bombs going off in halo
tacticsogretkol: HAHAH
tacticsogretkol: then we all slowly walk out of room
SpaceHulk5: HAHAHAAHA
tacticsogretkol: ok i really officially hate u know cuz u made me make fun of studering people
SpaceHulk5: lol
SpaceHulk5: i am terrible
SpaceHulk5: i feel bad for him
SpaceHulk5: suriously. he will never have sex for free
tacticsogretkol: have to like give him ritalin
SpaceHulk5: slip it into his diet coke
SpaceHulk5: sprinkle on his pizza
tacticsogretkol: when he turns 21 his parents should get him a hooker
SpaceHulk5: torturing nerds
SpaceHulk5: we are evil officers man
tacticsogretkol: ya corrupt beyond belief
tacticsogretkol: we use the freshys
tacticsogretkol: for personal gain
SpaceHulk5: we are worse than catholocism