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Post by OldSchool on Feb 22, 2005 15:47:33 GMT -5
Dont worry Sokar, Family Guy hasnt let us down yet...except that one time it killed my dog.
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Post by Dark on Feb 22, 2005 16:02:01 GMT -5
Dont worry Sokar, Family Guy hasnt let us down yet...except that one time it killed my dog. *nervous laugh* Of course it was Family Guy that killed your dog...who else would it be?
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Post by Prince of Lemuria on Feb 22, 2005 17:50:05 GMT -5
*nervous laugh* Of course it was Family Guy that killed your dog...who else would it be? teh me, teh omg lol
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Post by TreasureFinder on Feb 22, 2005 18:37:35 GMT -5
Speaking of PoL's slurred vocabulary, we had our state mandated test today.
The teacher was so retarded: She wouldn't let us read after we were done taking the test. I sat there for an hour and a half staring at the walls.
Before we began, she told us that we had to wait for everybody to finish. I asked her, "We REALLY have to wait for the entire room to finish the test, just so we can read a book?"
Her response was, "You know perfectly well what the answer to that question is, young man...*grumble*...call Security because you guys are screwing it up for the entire school!"
I don't think I need to mention that we were in a portable, and that nobody outside could hear us...
HAH! The prompt for the essay was: Write an essay on an event that has changed your life...
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Post by Mystria on Feb 22, 2005 19:49:14 GMT -5
What color was the wall?
Some people in my english class got chosen to write an essay in a state contest or something and topic of their essay was state an event that has changed your life...:\ The test makers really like that question.
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Post by Magicman on Feb 22, 2005 21:38:47 GMT -5
I had to write a color poem for English today.
Pink
Pink is a beautiful colour It's excellent and pretty I love it with all my heart Except for when I'm depressed Which is ninety-eight percent of the time It's a shame my life is so sad Pink makes me feel suicidal Especially now For I Am baring my soul.
My teacher doesn't like me much anymore.
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Post by TreasureFinder on Feb 22, 2005 21:41:47 GMT -5
What color was the wall? Some people in my english class got chosen to write an essay in a state contest or something and topic of their essay was state an event that has changed your life...:\ The test makers really like that question. Guess what the prompt was for last year's test: Write an essay on a PERSON who has affected your life.
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Post by Prince of Lemuria on Feb 22, 2005 21:44:35 GMT -5
Guess what the prompt was for last year's test: Write an essay on a PERSON who has affected your life. Guess what the prompt was on my history test: Explain the difference between ancient Sumer and Greece.
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Post by Sokar468 on Feb 22, 2005 22:04:56 GMT -5
Describe a person who has impacted your life... Describe an event that changed your life... Describe a childhood experience... Such essay topics sicken me. Typical default college essay crap... I had to write probably 5 or 6 essays of those topics in high school as "practice."
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Post by Prince of Lemuria on Feb 23, 2005 15:18:58 GMT -5
Dont worry Sokar, Family Guy hasnt let us down yet...except that one time it killed my dog. Cigarettes killed my father... And raped my mother!
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Post by TreasureFinder on Feb 23, 2005 19:04:47 GMT -5
Guys! I need your help, pronto!
I need to decide whether I'm going to write on literary archetypes, or how symbolism contributes to the theme of injustice in Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird.
Help me choose!
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Post by Dark on Feb 23, 2005 19:25:18 GMT -5
Guys! I need your help, pronto! I need to decide whether I'm going to write on literary archetypes, or how symbolism contributes to the theme of injustice in Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird. Help me choose! Obviously the second option is much better. For me anyways.
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Post by Prince of Lemuria on Feb 23, 2005 20:46:15 GMT -5
I would choose the Cow.
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Post by Magicman on Feb 23, 2005 21:26:20 GMT -5
Whichever one's easier to BS. I'd pick bachelorette #2.
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Post by TreasureFinder on Feb 23, 2005 21:31:29 GMT -5
Thanks for all of your WONDERFUL ( ) opinions that absolutely relate to the question. Both will be difficult, its for an AP English class....
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