As always, good work, guys:
One day Alphonse was taking a walk to Cybil’s place. Unfortunately, he looked in his briefcase and noticed he was missing a
Pac-man. “What the
Infinite Improbability Drive?!” Alphonse asked himself, as he
frolicked his head. “I swore I had one with me since last night after
conjugating.” He always knew that he wanted to give Cybil a
Pac-man. He remembers fighting alongside her in
the bright yellow foam room with spongy toys against the formidable
Bob Sagat of the Ages. Just when he thought things were against them, Cybil
delightfully unleashed her
Pink Pumpkin Head of Dominion and crushed their foe. It was the day Cybil saved Alphonse, and he wanted to thank her somehow. Yet the only item he had that reminded him of Cybil’s
Pink Pumpkin Head was a
Pac-man.
Alphonse decided it was best to get to a trinket shop as fast as possible. But on his way, he ran into Eleanor. She looked
exquisite; her face was all
obese as if she was
raping the entire night before. Alphonse grew to learn that Eleanor was simply not normal, but he still couldn’t figure out what was going on.
“Alphonse, my dear!” Eleanor shouted.
“Eleanor, what the hell were you doing last night?”
“Well, my friends and I were trying to build a
toilet bowl that would fix drinks for us, but Nikita got drunk and
abused it. After that, we didn’t know how to fix it, so we through into the
hippopotamus so it would be out of the way. Poor Nikita cried over it.”
Alphonse
frolicked his head again out of confusion. “Eleanor, I never really enjoyed talking to you, because despite what you told me, it still doesn’t explain why you look so messed up.”
“It’s probably because when I woke up, I found myself
crying] under the kitchen table. It was probably from working too hard trying to fix the
toilet bowl. Anyway, Alphonse, please go out with me!”
Alphonse had to think quickly. If he didn’t get rid of Eleanor
sexily, he would never be able to find his gift for Cybil. As Eleanor opened her arms and ran towards him, attempting to hug him, Alphonse slashed her across the face with a
single purchase counterweight fly and threw her body into the nearest dumpster. It was an old trick that he had used before, but it at least kept her at bay for a good week before she managed to resurrect herself and return to her usual annoying self.
“
liek omg lol!!!!11!1!1!1!1!!11omglolwtfbbq]! I’m glad I took care of that! Now, off to the store!”