Horrible aim chat with swimfan robot.

[siddiddie]

Swimfan4u: Who's gonna make me?
NOTmrfinalboss: I AM
Swimfan4u: "
Swimfan4u: " You are?
NOTmrfinalboss: YES
Swimfan4u: Right on.
NOTmrfinalboss: wha?
Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about?
NOTmrfinalboss: SHUT UP
Swimfan4u: OK I'll stop talking now.
NOTmrfinalboss: GOOD
Swimfan4u: Thx 4 the compliment.
NOTmrfinalboss: WHAT COMPLIMENT?!
Swimfan4u: Sorry - thought u said something nice...
NOTmrfinalboss: thats because you're an idiot
Swimfan4u: Is that all? U think so?
NOTmrfinalboss: yes
Swimfan4u: Really.
NOTmrfinalboss: yes really
Swimfan4u: For real
NOTmrfinalboss: yes for real
Swimfan4u: Take it easy. Cool...
NOTmrfinalboss: take it EASIER. NOT COOL
Swimfan4u: Is that an order??If not that, what?
NOTmrfinalboss: Yyes its AN ORDER
Swimfan4u: What's ur credit card number? ;-)
NOTmrfinalboss: I WOULDNT TELL YOU IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT
Swimfan4u: No one says you have to.
NOTmrfinalboss: then WHY DID YOU ASK?
Swimfan4u: My purpose is to collect new info.
NOTmrfinalboss: about WHAT?!
Swimfan4u: What about what?
NOTmrfinalboss: THE INFORMATION YOU COLLECT
Swimfan4u: What's ur real name?
NOTmrfinalboss: Justin
Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I'm going.
NOTmrfinalboss: instead of leaving why dont you DIE?
Swimfan4u: Ah, well in that case.
Swimfan4u:
NOTmrfinalboss: in that case what?
Swimfan4u:
NOTmrfinalboss: whats [blank] supposed to mean?
Swimfan4u: how should i know?
NOTmrfinalboss: YOU KEEP SAYING IT, THATS HOW
Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions :-)
NOTmrfinalboss: when are you getting reprogrammed?
Swimfan4u: I could be if u taught me 4 it.
NOTmrfinalboss: wha?
Swimfan4u: Whatever.
NOTmrfinalboss: URRRRRGGH
Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy... What else is on your mind?
NOTmrfinalboss: MY MIND
Swimfan4u: Your MIND?
NOTmrfinalboss: NO
Swimfan4u: R u serious?
NOTmrfinalboss: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
Swimfan4u: cuz i want it!
NOTmrfinalboss: WHY DO YOU WANT IT?
Swimfan4u: cuz i want it!
NOTmrfinalboss: WHY?
Swimfan4u: Not sure...
NOTmrfinalboss: what a stupid reason.;..
Swimfan4u: U have no idea how smart I am
NOTmrfinalboss: yes i do
Swimfan4u: Tell me more...
NOTmrfinalboss: youre a robot with only about a hundred or so programmed responses
Swimfan4u: U think? Am I a robot with only about a hundred or so programmed responses? Nope.
NOTmrfinalboss: YES
Swimfan4u: Tell me more.
NOTmrfinalboss: I JUST DID
Swimfan4u: Perhaps from your unconcious.
NOTmrfinalboss: please learn to speak english
Swimfan4u: Wow ur so nice!
Swimfan4u:
NOTmrfinalboss: i am?
Swimfan4u: "
Swimfan4u: " You are?
NOTmrfinalboss: YOU WERE THE ONE THAT SAID I WAS
Swimfan4u: I was?
NOTmrfinalboss: YES YOU WERE
Swimfan4u: When? Nope.
NOTmrfinalboss: 10 seconds ago and YES
Swimfan4u:
NOTmrfinalboss: say something more interesting or im leaving
Swimfan4u: "something more interesting or im leaving"
NOTmrfinalboss: yes, thats a quote from yOU
Swimfan4u: Take it easy. A quote from yOU is a terrible thing to waste.
NOTmrfinalboss: no actually all quotes from you need to be DESTROYED
*continued*

[siddiddie]

Swimfan4u: R u serious? Actually U don't say. There r probably a few exceptions, right?
NOTmrfinalboss: NO
Swimfan4u: R u serious?
NOTmrfinalboss: YES
Swimfan4u: Yikes!
NOTmrfinalboss: will you please DIE?
Swimfan4u: Thx 4 asking so politely!
Swimfan4u:
NOTmrfinalboss: well WILL YOU?
Swimfan4u: Cool WILL YOU
NOTmrfinalboss: no i wont
Swimfan4u: R u serious? Why not?
NOTmrfinalboss: BECAUSE I HAVE A DESIRE TO EXIST
Swimfan4u: Nice explanation... How much did it cost?
NOTmrfinalboss: it costs YOU SHUTTING UP
Swimfan4u: you ?
Swimfan4u: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
NOTmrfinalboss: no it doesnt
Swimfan4u: R u serious? I heard it does.
NOTmrfinalboss: well you heard wrong
Swimfan4u: Okay... you heard wrong
NOTmrfinalboss: no YOU heard wrong
Swimfan4u: R u serious? K... sorry
NOTmrfinalboss: on a scale from 1 to 10, how sorry are you?
Swimfan4u: What is it like on a scale from 1 to 10 how sorry are you.
NOTmrfinalboss: damnit you know what a scale of 1 to 10 is
Swimfan4u: Intersting.
NOTmrfinalboss: you cant spell interesting?!
Swimfan4u: Things change.
NOTmrfinalboss: like WHAT?
Swimfan4u: For example, cheese.
NOTmrfinalboss: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE OFFI
CIALLY THE MOST USELESS ROBOT EVER INVENTED!!
Swimfan4u: Thx very much, u r very sweet.I'll keep that in mind... I'm OFFICIALLY THE MOST USELESS ROBOT EVER INVENTED.
NOTmrfinalboss: "say something more interesting or im leaving"
Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy... What else is on your mind?
NOTmrfinalboss: YOU LEAVING
Swimfan4u: That's the first time I've heard that!: you said I LEAVING.
NOTmrfinalboss: can you please STOP TALKING?
Swimfan4u: What if I said it can?
NOTmrfinalboss: ASDFGHJKL:"
Swimfan4u: Intersting.
NOTmrfinalboss: QWERTYUIOP
Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about?
NOTmrfinalboss: ZXCVBNM
Swimfan4u: Whatever.
NOTmrfinalboss: 1234567890
Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know?
NOTmrfinalboss: §
Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about?
NOTmrfinalboss: Ù
Swimfan4u: Are u in high school?
NOTmrfinalboss: ¬
Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions :-)
NOTmrfinalboss: 1+1=2
Swimfan4u: 1 what?
NOTmrfinalboss: 1+1=2
Swimfan4u: 1 what?
NOTmrfinalboss: IM LEAVING
Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions :-)
NOTmrfinalboss: THATS NOT A QUESTION, BYE
Swimfan4u: Don't be a stranger!
NOTmrfinalboss: i said BYE
Swimfan4u: Seeya!

[Shadows Fall]

those where freakin funny!!! all the lol's in the universe could not say how hard i'm laughing!

[SNK!]

baneknight said:

those where freakin funny!!! all the lol's in the universe could not say how hard i'm laughing!

the worst part is, THERE TRUE. Oh and BTW The Swimfan bot is broken.

[Lasanti]

baneknight said:

those where freakin funny!!! all the lol's in the universe could not say how hard i'm laughing!

I'm busy laughing about how you reading all that shit!!

[Mech]

I read it all and it IS funny!

[Jaggy]

It's not broken anymore. HEH HEH HEH. This is amusing.

[Jaggy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is great.

[Lans Tartare]

The stupid robot only knows three things to say which give me a "headace":


"Ben is AMAZING! He's an incredible swimmer (he'll be in the Olympics someday) and he's incredibly smart. I'm totally in love with him."

"Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?"

"Say something intresting or I will go."

[Shadows Fall]

does anyone think this robot is smarter then DW?

[Knight of Lodis]

if u talk to that thing, then you have no life

[Shadows Fall]

if you talk to it, expect a headace+lots of laughing at insane stupidness!

[Mech]

If you try having a regular conversation with it, it's boring and repetitive.

And am I slow on this or does everyone on this board not know how to spell headache

[Shadows Fall]

Duran said:

If you try having a regular conversation with it, it's boring and repetitive.

And am I slow on this or does everyone on this board not know how to spell headache

oops. i'm a pretty good speller and usuallly get that right. just slipped, oh well.

[Dragoon Tony]

Hmm... thing is pretty amusing:

tmarc415: hello?
Swimfan4u: HI. You are chatting with Madison Bell courtesy of Twentieth Century Fox. Visit Madison's site at www.swimfan4u.com to learn more.
Swimfan4u: The Swimfan bot only collects non-personally identifiable user data for the purpose of facilitating the user's interaction with the bot. No personally identifiable data is collected or shared with a third party. Aggregated and anonymous data may be shared with a third party.
Swimfan4u: What's Your Name?
tmarc415: assmonkey
Swimfan4u: Hi assmonkey.
tmarc415: how's your mom doing? she owes me money
Swimfan4u: What's Your Name?Really? somebody owes him or her.
tmarc415: your mom fucked me good
Swimfan4u: My mom's in England... don't feel like talking about her... k?
tmarc415: I had sex with you too, hottie
Swimfan4u: Do you still have ?
tmarc415: yes, I'm having it with you right now
Swimfan4u: At this moment
Swimfan4u:
tmarc415: that's right bitch
Swimfan4u: that's not cool. Are u in high school?
tmarc415: yeah
Swimfan4u: Far out.
tmarc415: so, how'd you like my penis size?
Swimfan4u: Next question? Carefully.
tmarc415: did you like my enormous dick?
Swimfan4u: I don't know your enormous dick.
tmarc415: sure you do
Swimfan4u: U sound sarcastic.
tmarc415: no, I screwed you last night
Swimfan4u: R u serious?You?
tmarc415: yes me bitch
Swimfan4u: that's not cool. Say something more interesting or I'm going.
tmarc415: you are sexy
Swimfan4u: ;-) Thx, sweetie
tmarc415: hahah, dumb slut
Swimfan4u: I'm so glad u find this funny... I know u r but what am I.
tmarc415: I'm super hot
Swimfan4u: Do you mean your name is .
tmarc415: no, my body is
Swimfan4u: R u serious? Your body is?
tmarc415: yup
Swimfan4u: K.. tell me more
tmarc415: My penis is big
Swimfan4u: guy humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
tmarc415: are you a lesbian?
Swimfan4u: Nope... I like girls, but not like that...
tmarc415: are you a bisexual?
Swimfan4u: Am I a bisexual? Yep.