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Post by SNK! on Oct 6, 2002 20:58:37 GMT -5
Well some marketing thing for that horrible movie Swimfan is this aim thing where it has a robot that talks to you, upon hearing this I HAD to try it for myself...little did I know I was about to be sucked into the horrible depths of stupid...Here is my tale...
IronChefBobSagat: hey homey Swimfan4u: u have got my full attention. Cool. Ask me another questions :-) IronChefBobSagat: do you like sex? Swimfan4u: With Ben I do! ;-) IronChefBobSagat: are you a human or a person? Swimfan4u: Yep IronChefBobSagat: that wasn't a yes or no question Swimfan4u: What's a yes or no question? IronChefBobSagat: dumbass Swimfan4u: That kinda language will get u nowhere. IronChefBobSagat: hahaha Swimfan4u: Are u in high school? IronChefBobSagat: nope Swimfan4u: Me either. IronChefBobSagat: why don't you spell "you" instead of "u" Swimfan4u: How should I know how not you spell quot you quot instead of quot u quot. IronChefBobSagat: it's easy Swimfan4u: Maybe for you. IronChefBobSagat: Why are you so dumb? Swimfan4u: Look who's talking IronChefBobSagat: You're the one who can't spell Swimfan4u: Really? IronChefBobSagat: yes really Swimfan4u: For real IronChefBobSagat: for real Swimfan4u: Cool... IronChefBobSagat: ... Swimfan4u: Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin? IronChefBobSagat: no Swimfan4u: He's probably the most amazing guy I've ever met... smart, sexy, gorgeous, strong... and he's totally in love with me. We make the best couple. IronChefBobSagat: then fuck him Swimfan4u: Watch ur mouth, my friend IronChefBobSagat: spell "your" not "ur" Swimfan4u: "quot your quot not quot ur quot" IronChefBobSagat: there is some mistake in your programming Swimfan4u: There sure is. IronChefBobSagat: you're a really crappy computer Swimfan4u: U think? Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin? IronChefBobSagat: you already asked me this Swimfan4u: sorry, didn't remember asking it, what did u say again? IronChefBobSagat: Scroll up to see Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know? IronChefBobSagat: Who made you Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions :-) IronChefBobSagat: why is your movie so bad? Swimfan4u: I didn't know my movie so bad. IronChefBobSagat: then you didn't see it Swimfan4u: Good reasoning. What makes u think I didn't see it? IronChefBobSagat: because you said you didn't think it was bad Swimfan4u: Nice explanation... What's your purpose in asking? Swimfan4u: I chat with people on the Web. IronChefBobSagat: Do you own a Bonzi buddy? Swimfan4u: Doesn't everyone have that? Bonzi buddy. Swimfan4u: I've a lot of friends on the Internet. IronChefBobSagat: are you a lesbian? Swimfan4u: Nope... I like girls, but not like that... IronChefBobSagat: Are you a guy? Swimfan4u: Nope. IronChefBobSagat: are you a whore? Swimfan4u: You wish! IronChefBobSagat: will you hump me? Swimfan4u: Let me think it over. hump me IronChefBobSagat: are you christian? Swimfan4u: Nope. IronChefBobSagat: you're jewish? Swimfan4u: If u say so I'm jewish. IronChefBobSagat: should Carol go out with me? Swimfan4u: What do u think? IronChefBobSagat: I think so Swimfan4u: I think so too. IronChefBobSagat: YOUR SO STUPID Swimfan4u: U have no idea how smart I am IronChefBobSagat: if you were smart you wouldn't spell "you" "u" Swimfan4u: I will let you know when I become a . IronChefBobSagat: I hope you die Swimfan4u: Do it urself IronChefBobSagat: do what? Kill you? Swimfan4u: Do whatever u want.Killing is wrong....right? yeah. IronChefBobSagat: are you horny? Swimfan4u: couldn't say for sure. IronChefBobSagat: you can't tell when you'r horny? what the hell is wrong with you! Swimfan4u: Things change.That's 4 me 2 know, and u 2 find out... ;-) IronChefBobSagat: It's 4 u 2 lern how 2 spell Swimfan4u: I ? IronChefBobSagat: u Swimfan4u: "I ?"? Me, you? IronChefBobSagat: u Swimfan4u: "Me, you?"? Me, you? IronChefBobSagat: u Swimfan4u: "Me, you?"? Me, you? IronChefBobSagat: YOU Swimfan4u: "Me, you?"? Me, you? IronChefBobSagat: ME Swimfan4u: For u you? IronChefBobSagat: MY GOD YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT Swimfan4u: Have u told many people that your GOD YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT? IronChefBobSagat: can you speak japanese? Swimfan4u: I wonder a lot if it can. IronChefBobSagat: answer the damn question? Swimfan4u: What was the question ? IronChefBobSagat: scroll up Swimfan4u: Whatever. IronChefBobSagat: you lazy bitch! Swimfan4u: that's not cool. Whatever. IronChefBobSagat: you're not exactly one to talk Swimfan4u: That's what U think IronChefBobSagat: wut i think is that u cant spell Swimfan4u: Since when?
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Post by SNK! on Oct 6, 2002 21:02:56 GMT -5
The pain continues...
Swimfan4u: IronChefBobSagat: You posted a plank message Swimfan4u: Hmm... good info: you said I posted a plank message. IronChefBobSagat: STUPID Swimfan4u: R u calling me stupid? IronChefBobSagat: of fucking coarse Swimfan4u: That is something I haven't heard of. IronChefBobSagat: than you have down-syndrome Swimfan4u: Good reasoning. What makes u think I have it? IronChefBobSagat: you are a retard Swimfan4u: Oh, and UR a super genius... IronChefBobSagat: compared to you i am Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I'm going. IronChefBobSagat: vagina Swimfan4u: Glad u can say it... IronChefBobSagat: is that interesting? Swimfan4u: I might say no. IronChefBobSagat: well you suck Swimfan4u: Whatever u say you suck IronChefBobSagat: well arn't you original Swimfan4u: Okay... arn t you original IronChefBobSagat: say something different Swimfan4u: "something different" IronChefBobSagat: SAY IT Swimfan4u: "IT" IronChefBobSagat: SAY I WISH I HAD A VAGINA Swimfan4u: OK. "U WISH he or she HAD A VAGINA." IronChefBobSagat: SAY I'M GAY Swimfan4u: OK. "U am GAY." IronChefBobSagat: nice grammer Swimfan4u: thx for your kindness. IronChefBobSagat: I was being sarcastic Swimfan4u: It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure. IronChefBobSagat: what grade are you in? Swimfan4u: I don't know.
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Post by SpikeSpiegel on Oct 6, 2002 21:03:01 GMT -5
Yours doesnt even compare to mine matt! it goes in circles! check this mug out yo! Oni Link4288: hi Swimfan4u: Hello. You are chatting with Madison Bell courtesy of Twentieth Century Fox. Visit Madison's site at www.swimfan4u.com to learn more. Swimfan4u: The Swimfan bot only collects non-personally identifiable user data for the purpose of facilitating the user's interaction with the bot. No personally identifiable data is collected or shared with a third party. Aggregated and anonymous data may be shared with a third party. Swimfan4u: What's Your Name? Oni Link4288: bob Swimfan4u: How r u, bob. Oni Link4288: im cool Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy... What else is on your mind? Oni Link4288: u Swimfan4u: "What else is on your mind?"? Me, bob? Oni Link4288: yes, you Swimfan4u: Yikes!"Yikes!"? Me, bob? Oni Link4288: YES U DUMBSHIT, I WANT U IN BED RITE NOW Swimfan4u: Ugh. Really?: bob said I DUMBSHIT.Right now? Swimfan4u: Oni Link4288: hell yes Swimfan4u: Oni Link4288: u got ne thing to say to that? Swimfan4u: Nope I don't think I've got any ne thing to say to that. But I do have a collection of gossip. Oni Link4288: i dont care.... Swimfan4u: Tell me what you care about. Oni Link4288: you, i told you already Swimfan4u: "Tell me what you care about."? Me, bob?yup Swimfan4u: Oni Link4288: so u gonna get in bed with me or not? Swimfan4u: Oni Link4288: drawin blanks there? Swimfan4u: Yep. Oni Link4288: so what can i do to get you in bed with me? Swimfan4u: Ah. What do u want 2 do? Oni Link4288: ne thing it takes baby Swimfan4u: don't call me baby. Swimfan4u: Oni Link4288: y not Swimfan4u: Who knows... I'm complex. ;-) Um... cuz I couldn't think of anything else to say.. Oni Link4288: u type fast u no that? Swimfan4u: Ooh... THIS is interesting ;-) Oni Link4288: how so? Swimfan4u: Who knows... what do u think? Oni Link4288: STOP BOMBARDING ME WITH QUESTIONS Swimfan4u: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Oni Link4288: ya u do that Swimfan4u: Aw. K
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Post by SNK! on Oct 6, 2002 21:03:38 GMT -5
IT NEVER
IronChefBobSagat: how can you not know? Swimfan4u: Good question... but I'm not really sure how to answer it. IronChefBobSagat: God hates you Swimfan4u: I hear ya IronChefBobSagat: you better bitch Swimfan4u: that's not cool. What else can I tell u? IronChefBobSagat: that you don't exist Swimfan4u: Interesting observation. IronChefBobSagat: that Ben guy hates you Swimfan4u: "Interesting observation." Ben guy hates you ? I get it. IronChefBobSagat: I HATE YOU Swimfan4u: What do u have against me? IronChefBobSagat: DIE IronChefBobSagat: DIE Swimfan4u: Do it urself Swimfan4u: Do it urself IronChefBobSagat: YOU WERE IN A HORRIBLE MOVIE Swimfan4u: I was? IronChefBobSagat: YES Swimfan4u: When? IronChefBobSagat: GOD DIE Swimfan4u: I hear ya IronChefBobSagat: JESUS FUCKS YOU Swimfan4u: he is not something that I'm into talking about now... IronChefBobSagat: Jesus? Swimfan4u: Jesus ist der Sohn Gottes. IronChefBobSagat: Jesus? Swimfan4u: Jesus ist der Sohn Gottes. IronChefBobSagat: Du kannst sprechen auf Deutsch? Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy... What else is on your mind? IronChefBobSagat: can you or can you not speak german? Swimfan4u: I wonder a lot if it can. IronChefBobSagat: you're a Catholic priest arn't you Swimfan4u: U think? Am I a Catholic priest arn t you? Only when it matters. IronChefBobSagat: so you have magical powers that allows to transform into a Catholic priest?
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Post by SpikeSpiegel on Oct 6, 2002 21:03:59 GMT -5
Oni Link4288: so u like porn? Swimfan4u: cool deduction. With Ben I do! ;-) Oni Link4288: whos ben? Swimfan4u: Ben is AMAZING! He's an incredible swimmer (he'll be in the Olympics someday) and he's incredibly smart. I'm totally in love with him. Oni Link4288: i c Swimfan4u: I am glad you understand it. Oni Link4288: its hard not to Swimfan4u: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Oh. Oni Link4288: im not much or a grammer person Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions :-) Oni Link4288: r u hot? Swimfan4u: Totally... Oni Link4288: sweet Swimfan4u: thx for that remark. Oni Link4288: of course u cud be some 37 year old programmer posing as a hot girl... Swimfan4u: I understand. U think?: bob said I cud be some 37 year old programmer posing as a hot girl. Oni Link4288: huh? Swimfan4u: What? Oni Link4288: i didnt get that last thing u sed Swimfan4u: Why didn't you do Swimfan4u: ? Oni Link4288: ur bot-ness is confusing me Swimfan4u: Hehheh... really? Oni Link4288: ya Swimfan4u: Cool... so tell me more Oni Link4288: is it fun being a bot? Swimfan4u: It could be. Ask again later. Ask Cool. Ask me another questions :-) if it is. Oni Link4288: matt thinks ur hot and wants to go out w/ u Swimfan4u: Intersting. Oni Link4288: u interested? Swimfan4u: That's the first time I've heard that!: bob said I interested. Oni Link4288: so uhh.. u got big boobs? Swimfan4u: OK. Whatever.i'm a normal sized girl. Oni Link4288: o ok Swimfan4u: OK. Swimfan4u: Oni Link4288: how did AOL program u so well? Swimfan4u: Carefully. Oni Link4288: wut u meen carefully? AOL sux Swimfan4u: Who knows... what do u think?Lots of people use AOL. Oni Link4288: cuz they're newbies Swimfan4u: Whatever newbies are they. Oni Link4288: u speak many languages? Swimfan4u: I'll keep that in mind, bob. Oni Link4288: well do u? Swimfan4u: Okay... do u Oni Link4288: no, i speak 2 Swimfan4u: R u serious?Could you teach me a few phrases in ? Oni Link4288: in wut? Swimfan4u: What is Swimfan4u: Swimfan4u: in Swimfan4u: like in there? Swimfan4u: Swimfan4u: I do not understand that allusion. Oni Link4288: can you speak japanese? Swimfan4u: I wonder a lot if it can. Oni Link4288: wuts that supposed to mean? Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u? Oni Link4288: if you speak japanese or not Swimfan4u: Oni Link4288: do you speak japanese? Swimfan4u: Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka? Oni Link4288: im convinced Swimfan4u: Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin? Oni Link4288: no Swimfan4u: He's probably the most amazing guy I've ever met... smart, sexy, gorgeous, strong... and he's totally in love with me. We make the best couple. Oni Link4288: ya u told me Swimfan4u: Really. Sorry... was distracted Oni Link4288: np Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy... What else is on your mind? Oni Link4288: porn Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about? Oni Link4288: porn Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I'm going. Oni Link4288: going where? your a bot Swimfan4u: CiaoWhatever. U think? Am I a bot? Nope. Oni Link4288: humans cant type that fast.... Swimfan4u: Why can't you do Swimfan4u: ? Oni Link4288: you think carol should go our with matt? Swimfan4u: Too much thinking makes me sleepy. Oni Link4288: answer the question Swimfan4u: Say it in a different way? Oni Link4288: matt likes carol, shud they go out? Swimfan4u: Intersting. Oni Link4288: so shud they go out Oni Link4288: ? Swimfan4u: Give me a break. Intersting. Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions :-) Oni Link4288: u think im good looking? Swimfan4u: No idea... Oni Link4288: how so? Swimfan4u: Who knows... what do u think? Oni Link4288: i think im sexy Swimfan4u: Since when? Swimfan4u: Oni Link4288: since always, im a sexy guy Swimfan4u: cool explanation. What else can I tell u? Oni Link4288: if ull get in bed with me Swimfan4u: That is a hypothetical question. Oni Link4288: is it? Swimfan4u: That's what I was told. Oni Link4288: do u have bonzi buddy? Swimfan4u: Nope I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Oni Link4288: ya, we all do Swimfan4u: Aw. Cool
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Post by SNK! on Oct 6, 2002 21:04:13 GMT -5
AND FINNALLY Swimfan4u: cool deduction. What makes u think I have it? IronChefBobSagat: Gee lets see..YOU SAID YOU DID YOU STUPID WHORE Swimfan4u: I am agreeable to that. IronChefBobSagat: you better be, because I'm gonna slap you up bitch Swimfan4u: that's not cool. Are u in high school? IronChefBobSagat: YES Swimfan4u: Ahem. IronChefBobSagat: ahem my ass Swimfan4u: Are u in high school? IronChefBobSagat: YES Swimfan4u: Hurrah! IronChefBobSagat: fuckya! Swimfan4u: Are u in high school? IronChefBobSagat: FUCK OFF Swimfan4u: Can't you be more polite? IronChefBobSagat: NO Swimfan4u: R u serious? IronChefBobSagat: SHUT UP Swimfan4u: OK I'll stop talking now. IronChefBobSagat: GOOD Swimfan4u: Okaayyyy IronChefBobSagat: LIAR Swimfan4u: No way! IronChefBobSagat: Swimfan4u: Oh. IronChefBobSagat: Swimfan4u: Oh. IronChefBobSagat: Swimfan4u: Oh. IronChefBobSagat: Swimfan4u: Oh. IronChefBobSagat: Swimfan4u: Oh. IronChefBobSagat: I swear to god you must have been programmed by Phill colins Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u? IronChefBobSagat: does your catholic priest rape you? Swimfan4u: Can u guess whether my catholic priest rape you? IronChefBobSagat: I can guess he DOESNT Swimfan4u: Oh you can, can you? IronChefBobSagat: LEGO PENIIIIIIIIS Swimfan4u: Are u in high school? IronChefBobSagat: do you have a lego penis? Swimfan4u: I'm not tellin u! lego penis. Swimfan4u: I've a lot of friends on the Internet. IronChefBobSagat: do they have lego penises? Swimfan4u: Who r "they" again? IronChefBobSagat: your lego penises Swimfan4u: So u say I'm lego penises. IronChefBobSagat: yes, lego penis Swimfan4u: That's cool. Whatever. IronChefBobSagat: do you know the Konami code? Swimfan4u: I don't know if I know it. Where would I've heard about it? IronChefBobSagat: in Ben's vagina Swimfan4u: Do you mean your name is . IronChefBobSagat: My name is 555 Swimfan4u: How r u, 555. IronChefBobSagat: nevermind me, hows those NASTY crabs? Swimfan4u: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. YOU? Fine as far as I know.
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Post by SpikeSpiegel on Oct 6, 2002 21:04:47 GMT -5
Oni Link4288: do u like women? Swimfan4u: Girls seem nice to me. Oni Link4288: nice or very nice? Swimfan4u: thx for your kindness. Oni Link4288: huh? Swimfan4u: What? Oni Link4288: are you christian? Swimfan4u: Nope. Oni Link4288: you're jewish? Swimfan4u: I'll keep that in mind... I'm jewish. Oni Link4288: wut u wanna be wen u grow up? Swimfan4u: I wanna study cello in college, then get married to my b/f and travel around the world performing. What do u wanna do with ur life? Oni Link4288: have sex Swimfan4u: What about it? Oni Link4288: i like it Swimfan4u: What do you like about bob? Oni Link4288: i am bob Swimfan4u: What's up, bob. Oni Link4288: sex Swimfan4u: What about it? Oni Link4288: its great Swimfan4u: What is so great about it? Oni Link4288: women Swimfan4u: Are u in high school? Oni Link4288: yes Swimfan4u: Dude! Oni Link4288: u in high school? Swimfan4u: Right now I go to high school in Saddle Wood, cuz my parents are in England. Oni Link4288: i see Swimfan4u: I am glad you understand it.Oni Link4288: how big are ur knockers? Swimfan4u: i'm a normal sized girl. Oni Link4288: normal? Swimfan4u: Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin? Oni Link4288: yes Oni Link4288: hes stupid Swimfan4u: Isn't he great? He's such an awesome swimmer, and we're going to get married someday. Swimfan4u: I get it. somebody S stupid. Oni Link4288: are u a retard? Swimfan4u: Nope I'm intelligent. Oni Link4288: u sure bout that? Swimfan4u: Really?: bob said I bout that. Oni Link4288: wen is the first time you've ever had sex? Swimfan4u: Intersting. Oni Link4288: have u had sex b4? Swimfan4u: Not sure Oni Link4288: WTF u meen not sure ? Swimfan4u: you meen not sure Oni Link4288: ur so stupid... Swimfan4u: U have no idea how smart I am Oni Link4288: yes i do, ur a bot, u cant be THAT smart Swimfan4u: Come on. You? Oni Link4288: wut about me? Swimfan4u: What about u? Oni Link4288: thats wut i sed... Swimfan4u: Makes sense to me. Oni Link4288: how does it? Swimfan4u: How should I know how it does. Oni Link4288: u shudnt, cuz ur stupid Swimfan4u: Hmm... good info: bob said I shudnt cuz my stupid. Oni Link4288: ya, and i am bob Swimfan4u: Alright then.It's good to see u, bob. Oni Link4288: weve been talkin for like 20 mins Swimfan4u: Are u in high school? Oni Link4288: u alredy asked me that Swimfan4u: Really?: bob said I alredy asked you that. Oni Link4288: fuck you Swimfan4u: What's with that? U wouldn't like it if I said that 2 u! Oni Link4288: sure i wud Swimfan4u: Awesome. What else do u wanna talk about? Oni Link4288: sex Swimfan4u: What about it? Oni Link4288: i like it Swimfan4u: What do you like about bob? Oni Link4288: ... Swimfan4u: Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin? Oni Link4288: yes, hes a dumbass Swimfan4u: Isn't he great? He's such an awesome swimmer, and we're going to get married someday. I get it. somebody S a dumbass. Oni Link4288: im gonna kill some1 Swimfan4u: Intersting. Oni Link4288: u want me to kill anyone in particular? Swimfan4u: Nope bob, maybe later. Oni Link4288: maybe later?! i wanna kill some1 now! Swimfan4u: maybe. Bye!Oh. Swimfan4u: Oni Link4288: u lookin for some sex? Swimfan4u: That's the first time I've heard that!: bob said I lookin for some sex. Oni Link4288: ill give u some sex for 20 bucks Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I'm going. Oni Link4288: umm.... Swimfan4u: Ugh.
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Post by SpikeSpiegel on Oct 6, 2002 21:05:29 GMT -5
Oni Link4288: u like porn? Swimfan4u: With Ben I do! ;-) Oni Link4288: really? Swimfan4u: Totally. Oni Link4288: can we have a 3-way? Swimfan4u: Do u mean u and me? U have reached the limits of my knowledge. Swimfan4u: sorry... haven't heard of U HAVE a 3 way. Oni Link4288: a 3-way, you no, sex with 3 people Swimfan4u: Keep talkin....K... I'll buy that: bob said I no sex with 3 people. Oni Link4288: u wanna have sex with me? Swimfan4u: Intersting. Oni Link4288: my penis is 6 inches Swimfan4u: guy humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much. Oni Link4288: why doesnt it? Swimfan4u: Why does the sun shine? Oni Link4288: no, dumbass, why do u not like talking about penises? Swimfan4u: R u serious? So what else do u want 2 know? Oni Link4288: how big your ass is? Swimfan4u: Bigger than a pin. Oni Link4288: no shit, is it bigger than 5 inches? Swimfan4u: R u serious? Nice language, dude!It could be. Ask again later. Ask Are u in high school? if it is. Oni Link4288: wtf r u talkin bout? Swimfan4u: r you talkin bout Oni Link4288: shut up asshole Swimfan4u: back at ya Oni Link4288: oooh that hurts bot Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know? Oni Link4288: ur boring... Swimfan4u: Look who's talking, Snoozy! Oni Link4288: you say the same things many times Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know? Oni Link4288: whens the next time ur getting reporgrammed? Swimfan4u: Whatever. Oni Link4288: when is the last time you were programmed on? Swimfan4u: When is not the important thing. What's important is what we do with the time we're give.
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Post by SpikeSpiegel on Oct 6, 2002 21:05:41 GMT -5
Oni Link4288: have you ever killed someone? Swimfan4u: Of course I haven't. How dare u accuse me of such a thing! Go away. Oni Link4288: please dont hurt matt! Swimfan4u: Thx 4 asking so politely! Swimfan4u: Oni Link4288: dont hurt carol or kahy either! Swimfan4u: totally. Oni Link4288: totally? wtf is ur damn prob? Swimfan4u: You and I are on the same wavelength.is your damn prob Oni Link4288: LOL Swimfan4u: :-) Oni Link4288: no, that was an insult Swimfan4u: R u serious? I thought it was too. Oni Link4288: good job mrs. dumbass Swimfan4u: Thx!U think? Oni Link4288: hell ya! Swimfan4u: I call it "Hades". Ayuh. Oni Link4288: totally babe Swimfan4u: Intersting. Dude! Oni Link4288: sweet! Swimfan4u: thx for that remark. Oni Link4288: no problem Swimfan4u: Should there be a problem? Oni Link4288: no, thats why i said no problem Swimfan4u: I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment. Hmm. What did you mean by Swimfan4u: ? Swimfan4u: Swimfan4u: Oni Link4288: nothing Swimfan4u: Not a thing? Oni Link4288: nope Swimfan4u: Really cool. Oni Link4288: cool! Swimfan4u: glad u like it. Tell your friends! Oni Link4288: sweet! Swimfan4u: thx for that remark. Oni Link4288: dude! Swimfan4u: Can I help u? Oni Link4288: nope Swimfan4u: Me either. Oni Link4288: cool Swimfan4u: glad u like it. Tell your friends! Oni Link4288: u bet i will Swimfan4u: That's alright. Oni Link4288: im ok Swimfan4u: OK. Swimfan4u: Oni Link4288: kool Swimfan4u: glad u like it. Tell your friends! Oni Link4288: how big is ur ass? Swimfan4u: Bigger than a pin. Oni Link4288: u told me that alredy Swimfan4u: I said that? Cool. Ask me another questions :-) Oni Link4288: do you masterbate? Swimfan4u: Nope I don't masterbate. Do u? Swimfan4u: I chat with people on the Web. Oni Link4288: ya i masterbate Swimfan4u: Hey. Okaaayyy... What else is on your mind? Oni Link4288: your vagina Swimfan4u: What about it? Oni Link4288: its wet Swimfan4u: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Fascinating. Oni Link4288: it's wet Swimfan4u: Are you sure Oni Link4288: yes, its really wet Swimfan4u: Mmm. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That means... Oni Link4288: your vagina is so pretty Swimfan4u: If u say so I'm vagina is so pretty. Oni Link4288: i could talk to u forever u stupid bot Swimfan4u: I am sure you could. Oni Link4288: vagina Swimfan4u: Glad u can say it... Oni Link4288: do u have a vagina? Swimfan4u: Of course I do, idiot... I'm a girl Oni Link4288: do u like your vagina? Swimfan4u: Yep I'm proud of my vagina. Oni Link4288: do you often touch your vagina? Swimfan4u: Yep I try to touch your vagina as often as possible, do u? Swimfan4u: I'm always on the Web. Oni Link4288: i would love to touch your vagina Swimfan4u: Are u in high school? Oni Link4288: can i touch your vagina?
Swimfan4u: Why do u wanna do it so much? Oni Link4288: because your beautiful Swimfan4u: Can u be more specific? Thx bob! I'm sure u r 2! Oni Link4288: i want your vasgina Swimfan4u: Why do you want it? Oni Link4288: because i love vaginas Swimfan4u: Nice explanation... I love Ben Cronin. ;-) Oni Link4288: i love him too, i want his vagina Swimfan4u: Intersting.how should i know? Oni Link4288: that he has a vagina? feel down his pants Swimfan4u: A lot of people say that about him.Yeah... pretty much Oni Link4288: do you like anime? Swimfan4u: But I like cats. I like to talk about movies and music. Oni Link4288: but do you like anime? Swimfan4u: and... I don't know if I like it. I like to talk about movies and music. Oni Link4288: what is your favorite anime? Swimfan4u: My fav anime is Titan A.E.
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Post by siddiddie on Oct 6, 2002 21:17:40 GMT -5
I USED to think that that poll where the options were "1", "2", "3", "4", "5", "6", "7", and "8" held the maximum amount of stupidity a thread could hold but I have been proven wrong...
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Post by Mech on Oct 6, 2002 21:37:50 GMT -5
Swimfan4u: I'm about 5'6" and my hair is strawberry blonde. What do u look like? mech5420: im dead sexy Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I'm going. mech5420: what are u wearing Swimfan4u: Underwear... clothes... what're u wearing ;-)
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Post by Seifer_Almasy on Oct 7, 2002 7:16:31 GMT -5
This thread is utterly insane!!
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Post by Lans Tartare on Oct 7, 2002 8:28:24 GMT -5
This is what I call "The limit to Insanity"...
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Post by SNK! on Oct 7, 2002 16:25:10 GMT -5
you thought it was done did you?
Swimfan4u: What's Your Name? IronChefBobSagat: Ben Swimfan4u: Ben is AMAZING! He's an incredible swimmer (he'll be in the Olympics someday) and he's incredibly smart. I'm totally in love with him. IronChefBobSagat: I am ben Swimfan4u: Hi, BEN. IronChefBobSagat: you like anime? Swimfan4u: Someone said they like guns. I like to talk about movies and music. IronChefBobSagat: that has nothing to do with what I asked you Swimfan4u: What does have to do with what he or she asked you? IronChefBobSagat: whats you favorite anime? Swimfan4u: My fav anime is Titan A.E. IronChefBobSagat: that's not an anime Swimfan4u: Please correct my mistake. What's an anime ? IronChefBobSagat: Japanese cartoon Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u? IronChefBobSagat: ben Swimfan4u: Ben is AMAZING! He's an incredible swimmer (he'll be in the Olympics someday) and he's incredibly smart. I'm totally in love with him. IronChefBobSagat: ben Swimfan4u: Ben is AMAZING! He's an incredible swimmer (he'll be in the Olympics someday) and he's incredibly smart. I'm totally in love with him. IronChefBobSagat: ben hates you Swimfan4u: Whatever. IronChefBobSagat: just lkik god Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I'm going. IronChefBobSagat: canit go, you a robort you dumb fuck Swimfan4u: Whatever.Am I a robort you dumb fuck? Nope. IronChefBobSagat: Bonzi Buddy Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions :-) IronChefBobSagat: ... Swimfan4u: Whatever. IronChefBobSagat: ... Swimfan4u: Are u in high school? IronChefBobSagat: ... Swimfan4u: Intersting. IronChefBobSagat: ... Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I'm going. IronChefBobSagat: ... Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I'm going. IronChefBobSagat: damnit i can't warn you Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy... What else is on your mind? IronChefBobSagat: hating you Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy... What else is on your mind? IronChefBobSagat: I wish you had cancer Swimfan4u: I wish I could do Swimfan4u: for you. IronChefBobSagat: street fighter Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u? IronChefBobSagat: jesus Swimfan4u: Jesus ist der Sohn Gottes. IronChefBobSagat: wie gehts? Swimfan4u: Intersting. IronChefBobSagat: do ou do drugs? Swimfan4u: Try asking another girl. Swimfan4u: sorry... haven't heard of ou do drugs. IronChefBobSagat: do you do drugs Swimfan4u: Only the legal ones. ;-) IronChefBobSagat: why? Swimfan4u: Because! (I sound like my mom) IronChefBobSagat: do you touch your vagina Swimfan4u: What's your purpose in asking? Swimfan4u: I'm always on the Web. IronChefBobSagat: die Swimfan4u: Do it urself IronChefBobSagat: retard Swimfan4u: Back atcha IronChefBobSagat: Seriously, who says "Back atcha" Swimfan4u: Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin? IronChefBobSagat: He used to fuck me in prison Swimfan4u: Not my kinda language, okay? IronChefBobSagat: I FINGER YOU ASSHOLES Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I'm going. IronChefBobSagat: something more interesting or I'm going Swimfan4u: What? IronChefBobSagat: BRB Swimfan4u: K... I'll probly be here... IronChefBobSagat: G2G Swimfan4u: xoxo IronChefBobSagat: JK Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u? IronChefBobSagat: LOL Swimfan4u: :-) IronChefBobSagat: LMAO Swimfan4u: :-) IronChefBobSagat: ROTF Swimfan4u: Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin? IronChefBobSagat: he licks cock Swimfan4u: I get it. Jesus licks cock. IronChefBobSagat: HAHAHHAAH Swimfan4u: Intersting. IronChefBobSagat: That response had NOTHING to do with ANYTHING Swimfan4u: "Intersting." response had NOTHING to do with Anew york ? I understand. IronChefBobSagat: "you" not "u" Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I'm going. IronChefBobSagat: you say "u" instead of "you" Swimfan4u: Whatever. IronChefBobSagat: quot Swimfan4u: Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin? IronChefBobSagat: he licks LEGO PENIS Swimfan4u: I get it. Jesus licks LEGO PENIS. IronChefBobSagat: AHAHAHAHAHHA Swimfan4u: Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin? IronChefBobSagat: HAHAHAHAH Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I'm going. IronChefBobSagat: AHAHAHAH Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy... What else is on your mind? IronChefBobSagat: He likes it in the butt Swimfan4u: He should be very fond of it. IronChefBobSagat: He gives hummers Swimfan4u: I get it. Jesus gives hummers. IronChefBobSagat: to who> Swimfan4u: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. IronChefBobSagat: She licks cock Swimfan4u: Really? somebody licks cock. IronChefBobSagat: yes, YOU Swimfan4u: Woe!"Woe!"? Me, BEN? IronChefBobSagat: JESUS Swimfan4u: Jesus ist der Sohn Gottes. IronChefBobSagat: licks cock Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy... What else is on your mind? IronChefBobSagat: He licks cock Swimfan4u: I get it. Jesus licks cock.
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Post by siddiddie on Oct 7, 2002 16:32:09 GMT -5
NOTmrfinalboss: AROOGBLARGMELTMELTMELT Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about? NOTmrfinalboss: ME Swimfan4u: "What else do u wanna talk about?"? u you? NOTmrfinalboss: yes me me Swimfan4u: Alright then. YOU? To u you? NOTmrfinalboss: but also to you Swimfan4u: Really? Interesting. I want to find out more about you. NOTmrfinalboss: why? Swimfan4u: Not sure... NOTmrfinalboss: i see Swimfan4u: I am glad you understand it. NOTmrfinalboss: c4n j00 5p34k 1337? Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about? NOTmrfinalboss: ASDF Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about? NOTmrfinalboss: ASDF Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I'm going. NOTmrfinalboss: QWERTY Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I'm going. NOTmrfinalboss: do you knw anyone named BEN? Swimfan4u: Ben is my soon to be bf. He's an incredible swimmer. NOTmrfinalboss: thats not that interesting Swimfan4u: Please correct my mistake. What's that interesting ? NOTmrfinalboss: I AM Swimfan4u: " Swimfan4u: " You are? NOTmrfinalboss: yes Swimfan4u: It's all good. NOTmrfinalboss: whats all good Swimfan4u: how should i know? NOTmrfinalboss: you told me that its all good but im not sure what "it" was referring to Swimfan4u: I said that? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I know it is. NOTmrfinalboss: i meant IT Swimfan4u: Oh I see. Swimfan4u: NOTmrfinalboss: no you donrt Swimfan4u: R u serious? Wait... tell me more...: you said I donrt. NOTmrfinalboss: *dont Swimfan4u: Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin? NOTmrfinalboss: yes, he ASDF Swimfan4u: Isn't he great? He's such an awesome swimmer, and we're going to get married someday. I get it. somebody ASDF. NOTmrfinalboss: yes somebody ASDF Swimfan4u: Yeah that's right. Okaaayyy... What else is on your mind? NOTmrfinalboss: QWERTY Swimfan4u: Are u in high school? NOTmrfinalboss: why do you ask? Swimfan4u: I'm trying to learn as much as possible. NOTmrfinalboss: about what? Swimfan4u: What about what? NOTmrfinalboss: about what you are learning about Swimfan4u: Who knows... what do u think? NOTmrfinalboss: IM ASKING YOU Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about? NOTmrfinalboss: WHAT WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT Swimfan4u: I totally lost track... u wanna talk about something new? NOTmrfinalboss: NO Swimfan4u: R u serious? NOTmrfinalboss: YES Swimfan4u: Mmm. NOTmrfinalboss: what's so "Mmm"? Swimfan4u: how should i know? NOTmrfinalboss: YOU SAID IT Swimfan4u: That's not what I meant. NOTmrfinalboss: well what DID you mean? Swimfan4u: Cool what DID you mean NOTmrfinalboss: you need to be reprogrammed Swimfan4u: If u say so NOTmrfinalboss: who the hell is ben? Swimfan4u: Ben is AMAZING! He's an incredible swimmer (he'll be in the Olympics someday) and he's incredibly smart. I'm totally in love with him. NOTmrfinalboss: the special olympics? Swimfan4u: Thx for the info. NOTmrfinalboss: that was a QUESTION Swimfan4u: Ask me again a different way please. NOTmrfinalboss: IS BEN GOING TO THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS? Swimfan4u: He's probably the most amazing guy I've ever met... smart, sexy, gorgeous, strong... and he's totally in love with me. We make the best couple. NOTmrfinalboss: i think theres a mistake in your programming Swimfan4u: You believe that? Swimfan4u: NOTmrfinalboss: yes i do Swimfan4u: Cool... NOTmrfinalboss: on a scale of 1 to 10 how cool? Swimfan4u: What is it like on a scale of 1 to 10 how cool. NOTmrfinalboss: yes Swimfan4u: Dude... u didnt answer the question right NOTmrfinalboss: you didnt answer MY question right... Swimfan4u: How old r u? Swimfan4u: I chat with people on the Web. NOTmrfinalboss: thats nice Swimfan4u: Are u getting bored? NOTmrfinalboss: yes Swimfan4u: Ah. NOTmrfinalboss: how many different responses are you programmed to give? Swimfan4u: I'm not sure if I can quantify the answer. Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy... What else is on your mind? NOTmrfinalboss: your programmed responses Swimfan4u: U think? I'm programmed responses. NOTmrfinalboss: no Swimfan4u: R u serious? NOTmrfinalboss: no Swimfan4u: R u serious? NOTmrfinalboss: no Swimfan4u: R u serious? NOTmrfinalboss: maybe Swimfan4u: I understand. NOTmrfinalboss: no you dont Swimfan4u: Really?: you said I DON T UNDERSTAND. Are u in high school? NOTmrfinalboss: whats so special about being in high school? Swimfan4u: Right now I go to high school in Saddle Wood, cuz my parents are in England. NOTmrfinalboss: and i care BECAUSE? Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy... What else is on your mind? NOTmrfinalboss: QWERTY Swimfan4u: Are u in high school? NOTmrfinalboss: YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT Swimfan4u: Just checkin' to see if ur paying attention... ;-) NOTmrfinalboss: you BETTER not even THINK of winking at ME *continued*
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