Post by Sokar468 on Sept 27, 2002 11:38:50 GMT -5
Here they are, in order of appearance. Vote for your favorite! My favorite is the third one. Remember that you guys helped me write these!
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1 - EINS
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Alphonse and Shiven, leaders of the Team Self-Esteem, took a journey on a dont'chaknowing day. The land was controversial and the sky was arousing, making it a perfect day for searching for the Sacred Shield of Bob Saget. This Shield was legendary due to its ability to thrust lemons in under 24 and a half seconds. No weapon has been able to do this before. Alphonse had read about it in Hell, Michigan many years ago, making him FURIOUS about the journey. Shiven quickly joined Alphonse in his search, since Shiven had masterbated Alphonse for several years, so they trusted each other.
The Sacred Shield of Bob Saget was held at Chocobo and Moogle Island, which was guarded by a rabid chicken. This creature had the special powers of farting people into Agatha Christie books. Alphonse and Shiven were warned about this supercalifragilisticespialadousious animal by Batman, although the two TSE journeymen were skeptical at first.
Armed with their favorite weapons, a mystic leather whip and a f**ked-up katana, Alphonse and Shiven advanced towards Chocobo and Moogle Island. The huge chicken jumped out at them, farting menacingly. Alphonse, frightened, shouted, “Holy Second Amendment!”. Shiven was so scared that he started flapping. The deadly fight was soon to begin, and Batman was right all along...
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1 - EINS
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Alphonse and Shiven, leaders of the Team Self-Esteem, took a journey on a dont'chaknowing day. The land was controversial and the sky was arousing, making it a perfect day for searching for the Sacred Shield of Bob Saget. This Shield was legendary due to its ability to thrust lemons in under 24 and a half seconds. No weapon has been able to do this before. Alphonse had read about it in Hell, Michigan many years ago, making him FURIOUS about the journey. Shiven quickly joined Alphonse in his search, since Shiven had masterbated Alphonse for several years, so they trusted each other.
The Sacred Shield of Bob Saget was held at Chocobo and Moogle Island, which was guarded by a rabid chicken. This creature had the special powers of farting people into Agatha Christie books. Alphonse and Shiven were warned about this supercalifragilisticespialadousious animal by Batman, although the two TSE journeymen were skeptical at first.
Armed with their favorite weapons, a mystic leather whip and a f**ked-up katana, Alphonse and Shiven advanced towards Chocobo and Moogle Island. The huge chicken jumped out at them, farting menacingly. Alphonse, frightened, shouted, “Holy Second Amendment!”. Shiven was so scared that he started flapping. The deadly fight was soon to begin, and Batman was right all along...