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Post by TreasureFinder on Sept 5, 2005 0:18:27 GMT -5
Ok, I'm giving this board a pump of adrenaline right in the heart.
What's the first thing a woman does after getting out of the battered women's shelter?
The dishes, if she know's what's good for her!
What's the first thing a woman does after getting out of a battered women's shelter for the second time?
Nothing, she didn't listen the first time!
Why do women wear white on their wedding day?
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
What did Annie Sullivan do to punish Hellen Keller?
Re-arrange the furniture.
(The crappy one I made up): What did Annie Sullivan do to punish Hellen Keller?
She pushed her down the stairs.
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman.
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Post by Ghosty on Sept 5, 2005 19:34:45 GMT -5
haha
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes into th...
Why do jew's have such big noses? Because air is free
Q: What do you call one black man running from a hundred white men? A: The PGA Tour
2 black guys are in a car, who's driving? The cop
What's long and hard on a black man? Grade 3...
What's 3 feet tall and can't turn around in a hallway? A baby with a javelin through its head.
George answers the telephone, and it's the local Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have some bad news and some good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"
The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
we're all going to hell...
for laughing at such shitty jokes.
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Post by SNK! on Sept 6, 2005 15:03:05 GMT -5
why do black people smell bad?
so blind people can hate them too
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Edgar Figaro
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Post by Edgar Figaro on Sept 7, 2005 2:27:29 GMT -5
what's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?
the large pizza can feed a family of four.
A girl with no arms and no legs is lying next to a river. a man walks by and she calls out, "hey, i've never been kissed before, can you help me?" so he kisses her and goes about his day. later, another man walks by and the girl calls out, "Hey, I've never been fucked before, can you help me?" so he throws her into the water and says, "You're fucked now."
What's the diffrence between Communism in theory and communism in Russia? Enough Vodka to kill an Irishman.
what do you call a bunch of black people in a barn?
antique farm equipment
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Post by Sektor on Sept 7, 2005 12:28:22 GMT -5
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
Avalanche
What do you call a group of mexicans running down a hill?
Mudslide
What do you call a group of black people running down a hill?
Jailbreak
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Edgar Figaro
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Post by Edgar Figaro on Sept 8, 2005 2:46:07 GMT -5
what has 8 legs, 4 heads, shiny white teeth and runs around yelling "ho' de do'!"?
4 black men trying to catch an elevator
In Soviet Russia, brother molests YOU!
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Post by TreasureFinder on Sept 8, 2005 18:13:26 GMT -5
0__0
That last part kinda scares me....
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Edgar Figaro
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Post by Edgar Figaro on Sept 8, 2005 23:58:28 GMT -5
then i have succeeded in my attempt.
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Post by Sokar468 on Sept 14, 2005 10:38:53 GMT -5
Why are black people so good at basketball? They can shoot, run, and steal. What does BFI on the side of a dumpster stand for? Black Family Inside. Why do women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the sink. And to expand upon TF's jokes: What did Annie Sullivan do to punish Hellen Keller? She attached doorknobs to the wall. ...Yup, we're all going to hell.  |
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Post by TreasureFinder on Sept 14, 2005 22:57:40 GMT -5
SOKAR!!!
Why does Sokar always end up leaving us?
Because he's a stupid ho, but we love him anyway!
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Brutus VS Belome: Brawl in the Bayou!
Thanks Oldy!
