Post by siddiddie on Jul 12, 2002 6:56:00 GMT -5
Seeing as I just have to to tell people my pessimistic compalints here they are
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#1: The Magic School Bus-A bunch of children ride a school bus through a volcano and survive. This is the most unrealistic thing I have seen in my life. My elementary school bus drivers were insane. One of them apparently loved to knock down stop signs, and the other was an idiot. I'm not kidding, someone needed a note to get their friend that doesn't usually ride the bus a note sighned by their parents to ride, they didn't have one, so they gave him their german study sheet AND HE ACCEPTED IT. Apperently he didn't notice it was typed and in a foreign language. We were gald to survive the highway, how could we possibly make it throgh a volcano?
#2/3:School budgets/crazy teachers-Schools are always complaining "Oh we need more money.", but really they waste it all. Teachers get a certain amount of money from the school to decorate thier rooms with posters like "Good books are good friends", but what does one teacher do? Put up posters of Nsync and the Olsen twins. Nsync and the fucking Olsen twins. And the whole year she doesn't teach us anything, she just writes what pages to do on the "Dry erase board", obviosly an improvement over the chalkboard that MUST be bought. Now I found the reciept of her paycheck in her bookshelf. It had her social security number, her ATM number, her credit card number, etc. Since I had discovered that ATM's accept Mars Music gift cards, I was capable of destroying someone's life, she better be happy that I gave it back to her. But think how easily she could be replaced by something that just writes numbers on the board, and doesn't waste money on hideous posters. I also had a teacher that used their computer for one thing: playing solitare. Anything she had to type she would do it on a typewriter. Think how much you would save by just getting her a deck of cards. I also had a teacher who threw pens at people when he got mad. Yes, that's right, he threw pens. I would NEVER hire someone that crazy, plus they waste perfectly good pens. A year after I had him, I heard he had gotten a higher degree and was no longer Mr. X, he was Dr. X. Now obviously his real name isn't Dr. X, but I like to call him that because he is mentioned in numerous sci-fi movies.
Magenta & Columbia: Tell us about it
#1: The Magic School Bus-A bunch of children ride a school bus through a volcano and survive. This is the most unrealistic thing I have seen in my life. My elementary school bus drivers were insane. One of them apparently loved to knock down stop signs, and the other was an idiot. I'm not kidding, someone needed a note to get their friend that doesn't usually ride the bus a note sighned by their parents to ride, they didn't have one, so they gave him their german study sheet AND HE ACCEPTED IT. Apperently he didn't notice it was typed and in a foreign language. We were gald to survive the highway, how could we possibly make it throgh a volcano?
#2/3:School budgets/crazy teachers-Schools are always complaining "Oh we need more money.", but really they waste it all. Teachers get a certain amount of money from the school to decorate thier rooms with posters like "Good books are good friends", but what does one teacher do? Put up posters of Nsync and the Olsen twins. Nsync and the fucking Olsen twins. And the whole year she doesn't teach us anything, she just writes what pages to do on the "Dry erase board", obviosly an improvement over the chalkboard that MUST be bought. Now I found the reciept of her paycheck in her bookshelf. It had her social security number, her ATM number, her credit card number, etc. Since I had discovered that ATM's accept Mars Music gift cards, I was capable of destroying someone's life, she better be happy that I gave it back to her. But think how easily she could be replaced by something that just writes numbers on the board, and doesn't waste money on hideous posters. I also had a teacher that used their computer for one thing: playing solitare. Anything she had to type she would do it on a typewriter. Think how much you would save by just getting her a deck of cards. I also had a teacher who threw pens at people when he got mad. Yes, that's right, he threw pens. I would NEVER hire someone that crazy, plus they waste perfectly good pens. A year after I had him, I heard he had gotten a higher degree and was no longer Mr. X, he was Dr. X. Now obviously his real name isn't Dr. X, but I like to call him that because he is mentioned in numerous sci-fi movies.
