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Post by SNK! on Jul 10, 2003 11:56:15 GMT -5
Hahaha, those Rapfan ones were gret. Maybe some of the best ones yet. OMFG leave me alone Tim. alright if anyone wants someone to annoy, a good candidate is chizineko244. look at her profile and you will WANT to flame her.
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Post by SNK! on Mar 27, 2004 0:57:19 GMT -5
Another day, another face rocked
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Woah! Are you really gonna be a KrAzYcHiCk forever, I mena don 't think someday you might grow out of it? KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: yea but not now...? LiB ErA TetO KyO: well then you're not KrAzY forever LiB ErA TetO KyO: your screen name is false advertisement LiB ErA TetO KyO: maybe you'll be a KrAzYwOmAn someday! KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: you dont know me ok like this name and its stayin like that LiB ErA TetO KyO: I'm not sure which is worse: the fact that you just spewed forth that sentence of downs syndrome, or the fact that I can totally imagine you saying that, snapping your fingers and rolling your neck KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: you know you dont freakin know me alot so dont come all up here adn message me talkin about my naem when yours looks like something got shot alright LiB ErA TetO KyO: For shame LiB ErA TetO KyO: you said "alright" LiB ErA TetO KyO: which completely ruined that sentence KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: you know wut ...dont talk to me LiB ErA TetO KyO: it would have been lightyears funnier, and more embarrassing for you if you has said "aight" KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: aight aight aight you got a prob LiB ErA TetO KyO: did you know that... LiB ErA TetO KyO: ...there's no reason to repeat the same word 3 times? KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: uhh yes there is LiB ErA TetO KyO: Oh, alright LiB ErA TetO KyO: (hee hee the retard things she knows what she's talking about) KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: who r u? LiB ErA TetO KyO: Ryan seacrest KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: age..?? LiB ErA TetO KyO: 9....young enough to fulfill any pedophile fantasies, yet old enough to be able to walk afterwords KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: uhh 9 wouldnt use big words.. LiB ErA TetO KyO: what if I told you I was a KrAzYNiNeYeArOLd? Would you believe that? KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: no LiB ErA TetO KyO: DAMNIT KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: yea srry LiB ErA TetO KyO: I heard you got a wet ass KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: uhh no LiB ErA TetO KyO: heard you got some wet pussy too LiB ErA TetO KyO: come on baby give dady a piece of that KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: uhh no LiB ErA TetO KyO: fine then LiB ErA TetO KyO: could I interest you in some beef jerkey? LiB ErA TetO KyO: I just looked in your profile, you have shockingly poor taste in music KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: uhh your an ass and i dont have music in my info stupid head LiB ErA TetO KyO: yeah, you have some shitty songs in your subprofile KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: you ahve some shitty ass..now stfu LiB ErA TetO KyO: I do have some shitty ass, would you like to lick it clean? KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: no LiB ErA TetO KyO: damnit KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: ya LiB ErA TetO KyO: what if I offered you something from the deal KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: no LiB ErA TetO KyO: Well if you like my ass I will NOT kill your baby as previously planned KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: no LiB ErA TetO KyO: are you a fan of dirty sanchez? KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: no LiB ErA TetO KyO: do you know what dirtysanchez's are? KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: no LiB ErA TetO KyO: jesus, what do they teach you kids at school these days KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: nothing LiB ErA TetO KyO: yeah, I believe that actually KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: good LiB ErA TetO KyO: okay so a dirty sanchez is when you have anal sex LiB ErA TetO KyO: and then get your wang sucked off LiB ErA TetO KyO: DELLICIOUS! KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: no LiB ErA TetO KyO: so I've been thinking LiB ErA TetO KyO: you and me make a pretty good couple LiB ErA TetO KyO: we should do it KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: uhh..no i'm afraid not LiB ErA TetO KyO: what do you say to a little you and me and a little bang bang bang KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: uhh....no no no LiB ErA TetO KyO: hey when we fuck...is it going to bother you that my breasts are secretly demons from the abyss? KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: you have a girlfriend.. LiB ErA TetO KyO: SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW LiB ErA TetO KyO: NO ONE HAS TO KNOW LiB ErA TetO KyO: AND IF YOU TELL ANYONE LiB ErA TetO KyO: I WILL POOP IN YOUR FATHERS MOUTH KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: my dads dead LiB ErA TetO KyO: thank god! KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: no not thank god LiB ErA TetO KyO: no, you shoudl thank god, since he's the one that took your dads life KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: no.. LiB ErA TetO KyO: ...yes LiB ErA TetO KyO: how is that not true? I am 100% correct KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: no your not.. LiB ErA TetO KyO: so what do you consider the "bases" to be LiB ErA TetO KyO: I think LiB ErA TetO KyO: first base: kissing LiB ErA TetO KyO: second base: rampant anal sex...we're talking torn rctum LiB ErA TetO KyO: thirn base: ear sex...self explanatory LiB ErA TetO KyO: and finally, home run...meeting a guy on the internet, inviting him over, then cutting off his penis and forcing him to eat it and then killing him, and then cutting him up into bits KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: ok your freaky i'm not talkin to you anymore buh bye LiB ErA TetO KyO: what's so freaky about me? LiB ErA TetO KyO: I think I'm normal KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: no your not.. LiB ErA TetO KyO: I mean tentacles aside I'm just your average joe KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: no KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: bye LiB ErA TetO KyO: don't leave me LiB ErA TetO KyO: I need you KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: why would [girlfriend's name removed] date you..? LiB ErA TetO KyO: one word: roofies KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: w/e bye LiB ErA TetO KyO: 2 more words LiB ErA TetO KyO: big dick KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: yea thats wut you dont have LiB ErA TetO KyO: no, it's what makes girls put up with my bullshit KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: you know wut go suck yourself and leave me alone LiB ErA TetO KyO: I would love too LiB ErA TetO KyO: ...if it wasn't for these god damn ribs KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: go then bye KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: get them re moved LiB ErA TetO KyO: that's not very wise KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: your not very wised your not very smart eitehr.. LiB ErA TetO KyO: that's a pretty good point KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: yea i knwo.. KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: ging to bed bye LiB ErA TetO KyO: you still got a pretty wet ass LiB ErA TetO KyO: you better have wet dreams of me LiB ErA TetO KyO: or I am going to be so fucking pissed KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: yea well your gonna be pissed.. LiB ErA TetO KyO: you're gonna be pissed...on KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: yea wlel.. KrAzYcHiCk4EvA56: bye LiB ErA TetO KyO: when you wake up tomarrow morning get ready to bathe in golden streams
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Post by Ghosty on Mar 28, 2004 18:46:08 GMT -5
ROFL, this stuff is back ;D ;D, though you really should put a disclaimer or warning for the younger board members.
haha, snk do you know this person in real life?? I mean how did she know your g/f or whatever.
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Magicman
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Post by Magicman on Mar 28, 2004 18:52:59 GMT -5
I give this a solid XD.
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Post by Sektor on Mar 28, 2004 20:09:10 GMT -5
haha that was gret. Nobody can do it better than the master ;D. Keep them coming
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Post by SNK! on Mar 28, 2004 21:11:04 GMT -5
ROFL, this stuff is back ;D ;D, though you really should put a disclaimer or warning for the younger board members. haha, snk do you know this person in real life?? I mean how did she know your g/f or whatever. Eh, if words offend them then they shouldn't be on the internet to begin with. She knew my girlfriends name because it was in my profile, I don't know this person in real life.
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Post by Knight of Lodis on Mar 28, 2004 21:33:57 GMT -5
One word "Amazing" I am surprised she actually talked to you for that long.
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Post by SNK! on Mar 28, 2004 21:35:41 GMT -5
LiB ErA TetO KyO: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard B0YBAND MATERIAL: lol B0YBAND MATERIAL: what? B0YBAND MATERIAL: your font is too small LiB ErA TetO KyO: As is your penis B0YBAND MATERIAL: what? LiB ErA TetO KyO: is this big enough, you blind retard B0YBAND MATERIAL: yup B0YBAND MATERIAL: thanks LiB ErA TetO KyO: hey man you make that delivery yet? B0YBAND MATERIAL: what delivery? LiB ErA TetO KyO: oh shit B0YBAND MATERIAL: lol what do u want from me? LiB ErA TetO KyO: did you fucking forget? LiB ErA TetO KyO: the dank I gave you LiB ErA TetO KyO: you were supposed to give it to fat michael B0YBAND MATERIAL: what? I don't even know you LiB ErA TetO KyO: OH SHIT B0YBAND MATERIAL: lol LiB ErA TetO KyO: YOU FORGOT IT B0YBAND MATERIAL: I guess so B0YBAND MATERIAL: you're quite an actor LiB ErA TetO KyO: dude I told him I'd have it to him by saturday LiB ErA TetO KyO: his crew is gonna wreck my shit LiB ErA TetO KyO: fuck it man LiB ErA TetO KyO: you just ruined me B0YBAND MATERIAL: what do you want? B0YBAND MATERIAL: lol B0YBAND MATERIAL: jeez B0YBAND MATERIAL: damn LiB ErA TetO KyO: I WANT YOU TO GET THAT SHIT TO HIM AS SOON AS POSSIBLE B0YBAND MATERIAL: ok B0YBAND MATERIAL: ... LiB ErA TetO KyO: dude I gotta get more from katie tomarrow and she lives right across the street from fat michael LiB ErA TetO KyO: if he sees me going there he's gonna fuck me up LiB ErA TetO KyO: do you have any idea what situation you put me on? B0YBAND MATERIAL: lol LiB ErA TetO KyO: look bitch, you have no right to lol B0YBAND MATERIAL: yeah I do B0YBAND MATERIAL: I look down on you B0YBAND MATERIAL: I really do B0YBAND MATERIAL: I spit in your face LiB ErA TetO KyO: yeah and then I swallow it for a tasty treat B0YBAND MATERIAL: you would though wouldn't you? You're depraved, that's why society suck B0YBAND MATERIAL: because of people like you B0YBAND MATERIAL: who has no cause in life B0YBAND MATERIAL: now i don't know Michael B0YBAND MATERIAL: I don't care B0YBAND MATERIAL: leave me the fuck alone LiB ErA TetO KyO: look man LiB ErA TetO KyO: I'm just a good ol boy LiB ErA TetO KyO: never meaning no harm LiB ErA TetO KyO: I'm making my way B0YBAND MATERIAL: you're not listening to me, I don't know you LiB ErA TetO KyO: the only way I know how B0YBAND MATERIAL: I don't tend to know you LiB ErA TetO KyO: BUT THAT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE LiB ErA TetO KyO: THAN THE LAW WOULD ALLOW B0YBAND MATERIAL: dude B0YBAND MATERIAL: bother somebody else LiB ErA TetO KyO: I can't LiB ErA TetO KyO: we were destined to meat LiB ErA TetO KyO: like soul mates LiB ErA TetO KyO: I knew that from the day I looked into your eyes and saw the starry night, while fireworks lit up inside my heart B0YBAND MATERIAL: lol B0YBAND MATERIAL: just leave me alone LiB ErA TetO KyO: hey now LiB ErA TetO KyO: no reason to get all Fred Durst on me, ya hear? B0YBAND MATERIAL: I don't care if it's fate, destiny and pain, I don't know you, just leave me alone LiB ErA TetO KyO: you could be the song writer for AFI B0YBAND MATERIAL: lol LiB ErA TetO KyO: alright enough small talk LiB ErA TetO KyO: you fucked up once B0YBAND MATERIAL: dude LiB ErA TetO KyO: but you've been a good friend B0YBAND MATERIAL: I gonna go LiB ErA TetO KyO: so I'll give you a second chance LiB ErA TetO KyO: I got a block of hash LiB ErA TetO KyO: and I want you to get it to ben's house LiB ErA TetO KyO: he likes right across the street from degrassi high, it shouldn't be hard to find Previous message was not received by B0YBAND MATERIAL because of error: User B0YBAND MATERIAL is not available.
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Post by Ghosty on Mar 28, 2004 22:01:52 GMT -5
Lol, this is better than the last one. Keep it up! ;D
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Post by SNK! on Mar 28, 2004 23:53:52 GMT -5
Please don't take offense to this next one, it's all in good fun LiB ErA TetO KyO: hey man iwahawkman87: hey iwahawkman87: asl LiB ErA TetO KyO: saw you in the chat LiB ErA TetO KyO: 12/m/ga iwahawkman87: which one LiB ErA TetO KyO: look LiB ErA TetO KyO: I got a weird question to ask iwahawkman87: k LiB ErA TetO KyO: sorry I have to ask a stranger but...I really have no one else to talk to LiB ErA TetO KyO: so maybe you could help me LiB ErA TetO KyO: see iwahawkman87: yea iwahawkman87: sure LiB ErA TetO KyO: earlier today LiB ErA TetO KyO: I was taking a shit LiB ErA TetO KyO: and my poop LiB ErA TetO KyO: was in the shape of jesus LiB ErA TetO KyO: I don't know much about the bible LiB ErA TetO KyO: but like is there anything in there about that being a sign of the apocalypse LiB ErA TetO KyO: cause like iwahawkman87: meneither LiB ErA TetO KyO: maybe it symbolizes that I don't need jesus anymore iwahawkman87: sorry dude LiB ErA TetO KyO: so I'm like flushing him down the drain LiB ErA TetO KyO: I didn't flush it though LiB ErA TetO KyO: it's been sitting in my toilet for about 6 hours now LiB ErA TetO KyO: I'm affraid to flush jesus might get pretty angry LiB ErA TetO KyO: so what do you think I should do? LiB ErA TetO KyO: please man I really need some advice about this LiB ErA TetO KyO: I'm worried sick iwahawkman87: umm iwahawkman87: go to a church and ask the priest LiB ErA TetO KyO: good idea LiB ErA TetO KyO: do you think I should try putting it back in? iwahawkman87: no LiB ErA TetO KyO: but I love jesus I don't want to lose him LiB ErA TetO KyO: I mean how can I be close to God if I pooped jesus out? iwahawkman87: dude i got to go LiB ErA TetO KyO: wait iwahawkman87: later LiB ErA TetO KyO: which do you think would work better? LiB ErA TetO KyO: salad tongs LiB ErA TetO KyO: or eating it? Previous message was not received by iwahawkman87 because of error: User iwahawkman87 is not available.
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Post by Bluegrass on Mar 28, 2004 23:59:45 GMT -5
There are a lot of "intelligent'' people out there...
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Post by TreasureFinder on Mar 29, 2004 0:03:41 GMT -5
Eww! I would barf if I wasn't so busy laughing.
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Post by Jaggy on Mar 29, 2004 20:42:47 GMT -5
That was disturbing.........
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Post by Magicman on Mar 29, 2004 20:47:28 GMT -5
bash.org worthy. Although, it's a little long for bash.
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Post by Sektor on Mar 29, 2004 21:17:20 GMT -5
Lol, that's hilarious. Those people must get really sketched out.
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