SNK against random people!

[SNK!]

Leading my attack on random citizens of the world, I have chosen AIM as my vessel! Here is my adventure....
Chenocide: omfg ur so hot lol
Chenocide: wanna cyber?
SpiritEricka: GIRL OR GUY
Chenocide: fetus
SpiritEricka: WHAT
Chenocide: A fetus
SpiritEricka: LAYING IN BED CAN NOT READ UP SIDE DONE
SpiritEricka: BYE
Chenocide: No
SpiritEricka: BYE
Chenocide: I am laik a hot guy with a 6 pack
Chenocide: and i am like so hornies!1111
SpiritEricka: BYE
Chenocide: ur hot
SpiritEricka: BYE
SpiritEricka: BLOND
Chenocide: I'm blonde.
SpiritEricka: ME TOO
Chenocide: sexy.
SpiritEricka: LISTEN NO CYBER DON'T KNOW YOU K
Chenocide: aww
Chenocide: 16/M/atl
SpiritEricka: DON'T AWW ME
SpiritEricka: 15/F
Chenocide: I will AWW you as a please, you Caps lock abuser!
SpiritEricka: sorry
SpiritEricka: that better
SpiritEricka: are you there?
Chenocide: sorry
Chenocide: I was masturbatin lol
SpiritEricka: whatever
Chenocide: ur so fine
SpiritEricka: were are you from
Chenocide: atl
SpiritEricka: tennessee
Chenocide: Lets cyber plz
SpiritEricka: NO
Chenocide: ur no fun!1111
SpiritEricka: i am not a slut
Chenocide: Yes you are.
Chenocide: I saw your webcam
Chenocide: You were like "LOOK AT ME I AM A SLUT!!!!! SLUT SLUT SLTU"
Chenocide: I am on to you, SLUT.
SpiritEricka: i don't have a web cam
Chenocide: LIAR
Chenocide: I found your site at (porn site removed)
SpiritEricka: am not ass whole
Chenocide: Ass whole?
Chenocide: As in the whole ass?
SpiritEricka: not true
SpiritEricka: yes
Chenocide: Or as in the hole in the ass.
SpiritEricka: you are a ****
er
Chenocide: You know, you wouldn't make such mistakes if you found jesus.
Chenocide: You need to pull your head out of stan's anus,
Chenocide: I see you in there, degrading your filthy self with your whole ass slut antics.
SpiritEricka: i know jesus thank you i go to church also thank you
Chenocide: Sure, the church of Satan
SpiritEricka: no i go to a baptist church thank you
SpiritEricka: i do not have a web cam
SpiritEricka: how i don not have a web cam
Chenocide: Well you know what?
SpiritEricka: how i do not have a web cam
Chenocide: how i don fuk ur eye lol"
Chenocide: You see?
Chenocide: YOU CAN'T READ IT DUMBASS.
Chenocide: You, whole slut, or a failure
SpiritEricka: mother ****
er
Chenocide: My mom is dead you ass "whole"
SpiritEricka: well sorry ass whole
Chenocide: But you would know that wouldn't you, wouldn't you.
Chenocide: And do you know why? Because you are a whole slut
SpiritEricka: i am gong to put a warn, and a block on you
Chenocide: OH MY
Chenocide: That will do SO MUCH!
SpiritEricka: i am no t a slut ass"whole"
Chenocide: oh god no, a WARN?!
Chenocide: Well regardless what you say you are, you are one thing, a horrible whole speller
Chenocide: Oh and please don't block me.
Chenocide: I love you.
SpiritEricka: you are just mad because i will not cyber
Chenocide: I want to have your children.
Chenocide: Oh yeah, no cyber = INFURIATING
Chenocide: I am missing out on so much.
Chenocide: What will I ever do?
Chenocide: You know?
Chenocide: I am going to rape cyber you.
Chenocide: *throws you on the ground*
SpiritEricka: i don't under stand you
Chenocide: scream and I'll slit your throat, bitch!
Chenocide: I don't "stand under" you.
Chenocide: you see that?
Chenocide: THEY MOVED.
Chenocide: And do you know why?
SpiritEricka: who
SpiritEricka: no
Chenocide: Because stand and under are rascals
Chenocide: That's why they are to be used together!
Chenocide: Like "understand"
Chenocide: Not that "under stand" you speak of.
SpiritEricka: listen first you say you love me, and now you are going to slit my throat
Chenocide: Because if they are not together they grind their pelvis in every whitch direction.
Chenocide: I am in love with you.
Chenocide: And if I can't have you, no one can
Chenocide: So since you won't let me cyber you, I will have to kill you.
SpiritEricka: why can't they imean like you said i am a slut
SpiritEricka: you don't no were i leave ass whole
Chenocide: No, I don't know "were" you live.
Chenocide: I'd rather know where you live
Chenocide: The ass whole?
Chenocide: Like you would like to eat an ass, whole?
SpiritEricka: are you like freddy cruger or something
Chenocide: No, I am flexjohny XXX
Chenocide: I am a rapper.
Chenocide: And I am more hip hop than you will ever be.
Chenocide: you silly white girl.
SpiritEricka: are you going to get me in my dreams
Chenocide: No, I prefer girls who know how capitalize.
SpiritEricka: Listen you do sound HOT.
Chenocide: that is an understatement.
Chenocide: I am beyond hot, I am on fire
Chenocide: Am I really so hot that I am HOT?
SpiritEricka: why do you love me?
Chenocide: Because I am a fetus.
Chenocide: I have been cursed to love anyone who I see first.
Chenocide: And since god hates me, I saw you first.
Chenocide: One of these days I am going to slip some roofies in your drink.
SpiritEricka: i am not an object that you can clam
Chenocide: Yeah, you can't clam objects.
Chenocide: I typically claim them.
Chenocide: Back to the roofies.
Chenocide: You arn't even going to know it.
Chenocide: In fact, I already have.
Chenocide: I had sex with you and you never knew.
Chenocide: Because I drugged you.
SpiritEricka: i will slip loritabs in your drink
Chenocide: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you.
Chenocide: But oh no, I am to slick for that.
Chenocide: You hear me?
Chenocide: That's right, slick
SpiritEricka: yes i hear you
SpiritEricka: we will just see about that
Chenocide: I can kamehameha my way to Tennessee right now, because I am that slick.
Chenocide: In fact, I might just be in your bed...waiting...
SpiritEricka: listen i do like you
SpiritEricka: but i have a boyfriend
Chenocide: Yes...I am him.
SpiritEricka: no your not
Chenocide: No, I don't have a "not" in my possession.
SpiritEricka: and i can't just get in bed if you
Chenocide: Or did you mean you're not.
SpiritEricka: because that would be cheeting
Chenocide: No, because I am your boyfriend.
SpiritEricka: so you tell me what to do
Chenocide: Is that a question, or a statement?
Chenocide: See, it's rather hard to tell when you don't use punctuation.
SpiritEricka: i can not dump him because he is controlive.
Chenocide: Ah yes, controlive.
Chenocide: I know how that can be.
Chenocide: Oh wait, I don't, because it's not a word
SpiritEricka: well then you tell me what to do.
Chenocide: Yes, because you are an inferior female.
SpiritEricka: what is your name
Chenocide: I'll tell you
Chenocide: If you can answer one question
SpiritEricka: what
Chenocide: I am going to type a sentance
SpiritEricka: k
Chenocide: And you are going to tell me what is wrong with it,
SpiritEricka: k
Chenocide: i wan't to go 2 you're house, right know.
SpiritEricka: I want to go two your house right now
Chenocide: WRONG
Chenocide: It's "to" not "two" And you forgot the period.
Chenocide: So you don't get to know my name!
Chenocide: You see, literacy is an asset, hun.
SpiritEricka: if i break up with him he will beat me and follow me every were
SpiritEricka: meaning could not be wiyh you
SpiritEricka: with
Chenocide: Woah.
Chenocide: Holy shit.
Chenocide: You just corrected something.
Chenocide: incredible
Chenocide: You're learning!
Chenocide: I'm going to add a gold star next to your name!
SpiritEricka: but do you get what i am saying?
Chenocide: Yes, I get what you're saying.
Chenocide: Your boyfriend is satan.
Chenocide: You should kill him.
Chenocide: No one will know...
SpiritEricka: well now you tell me what to do
Chenocide: You want me to tell you what to do?
SpiritEricka: yes
Chenocide: You should...
Chenocide: ..break up with him.
SpiritEricka: if i do then he will beat me and follow me
Chenocide: Then call the police.
Chenocide: Or kill him.
Chenocide: Or beat him witha Hentai Rape Tentacle.
SpiritEricka: if i kill him i will be put in jell and i still could not be with you
Chenocide: Oh how depressing.
SpiritEricka: please tell me your name
Chenocide: I'm sorry, I can't do that.
Chenocide: You got the answer wrong.
SpiritEricka: well then i will let you talk to him
Chenocide: If you had gotten it right, you wouldn't be begging me for my name.
Chenocide: OH BOY!
SpiritEricka: he is here nowk
SpiritEricka: HELLO
Chenocide: Sup my nig.
SpiritEricka: SUP
Chenocide: Nothing, just hanging with my fetus.
SpiritEricka: NOTHING HERE HANGING WITH MY BITCH
Chenocide: your bitch?
SpiritEricka: SHE TELLS ME YOU NEED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT SOMETHING IMPORTANT
SpiritEricka: YA MY BITCH
Chenocide: Lovely.
Chenocide: How romantic.
SpiritEricka: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT
Chenocide: Sure.
Chenocide: Well actually, I don't, I just take pleasure in pissing people off.
Chenocide: So now I shal proceed to piss you off
SpiritEricka: ASSWHOLE
Chenocide: Tsk tsk tsk.
Chenocide: Naughty naughty.
SpiritEricka: SO WHaT DO YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT
Chenocide: I need to talk about...
Chenocide: ...god.
Chenocide: Do you have jesus in your life?
SpiritEricka: NO
Chenocide: Well okay then.
Chenocide: Are you rad tot he max?
Chenocide: I she be your boyfrined.
Chenocide: Well here's thing, punk.
SpiritEricka: THE BITCH TELLS ME THAT SHE WANT'S TO BREAK UP WITHME\
Chenocide: Your girlfriend says that she wants to break up with you.
Chenocide: Yes, the bitch.
SpiritEricka: TO GO OUT WITH YOU
Chenocide: Oh my.
Chenocide: Well I didn't know about that part, but oh well.
SpiritEricka: HERE IS THE THING SHE IS THE OTHER ROOM
Chenocide: So why won't you let her break up with you?
SpiritEricka: AND WHEN SHE COMES BACK IN HERE YOU TRY TALKING TOO HER
Chenocide: About what?
SpiritEricka: BECAUSE DUD SHE IS HOT SHE LOOKS LIKE A PICTURE OFF OF PLAYBOY
Chenocide: Well that's sad.
Chenocide: Those playboy chicks are pretty damn ugly.
Chenocide: With their moustaches and whatnot
SpiritEricka: WELL TO ME THAT IS WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE
SpiritEricka: PLUS SHE IS GOOD IN BED
Chenocide: She looks like a chick with a moustache?
SpiritEricka: NO DUD
SpiritEricka: HER SHE IS

[SNK!]

SpiritEricka: well what did he say
Chenocide: You should know.
Chenocide: Because it's pretty damn obvious that I'm not talking to two different people.
SpiritEricka: well i do't
SpiritEricka: his name is jack
Chenocide: The caps lock on him and lowercase on you, real vlever, you fooled me for sure.
Chenocide: *clever
SpiritEricka: computer typing on mine is the same ass
Chenocide: Well I must leave, I'll finish dealing with your kind later. Until next time! Detective SNK flys awaaaaaaaaay!
SpiritEricka: i have you
Chenocide: have?
SpiritEricka: i love you while he is in the other room
SpiritEricka: love ya bye
Chenocide: Well...
Chenocide: Arn't you a trase.
Chenocide: *tease
SpiritEricka: not tease
SpiritEricka: i have you
Chenocide: have?
SpiritEricka: i love you while he is in the other room
SpiritEricka: love ya bye
Chenocide: Well...
Chenocide: Arn't you a trase.
Chenocide: *tease
SpiritEricka: not tease
Chenocide: AHA!
Chenocide: I knew it all along, you'rea SUCCUBUS.
Chenocide: You're trying to seduce me!
SpiritEricka: i do love you
Chenocide: You lie.
Chenocide: you only want me to spread your demonic babies, so you can eat them.
SpiritEricka: not lieing
SpiritEricka: not true
SpiritEricka: i do love you
SpiritEricka: bye for now
Chenocide: bye
SpiritEricka: bye
SpiritEricka: you are in my buddie list so talk to you later
SpiritEricka: love you
Chenocide: O boy, how exciting

All in a days work...

[SNK!]

...it never ends...

bratgurl78166: hey this is jessica check out my site and let me know what you think
Chenocide: you want to know what I think?
Chenocide: I think you are a whore

Ddaveg71: I would like you to go to my web page =) come here.
Chenocide: Really?
Chenocide: Well I would like you to die
Chenocide: You are a failure.

hotandHornyDICK:
Chenocide: 8===> O:
Chenocide: You like that, PUNK?!
hotandHornyDICK: asl?
Chenocide: 60/M/catholic church
Chenocide: i am a Catholic priest
Chenocide: GIVE ME YOUR CHILDREN
Chenocide: ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE BELONG TO US
Chenocide: wann cyber?!1

BoBiSaTuRtLe2541: he
BoBiSaTuRtLe2541: hey
BoBiSaTuRtLe2541: asl
Chenocide: fetus/undeveloped/mother womb
BoBiSaTuRtLe2541: l
Chenocide: cyber!11111
BoBiSaTuRtLe2541: yes
BoBiSaTuRtLe2541: discribe your self
Chenocide: I am wrinkly and I have a tumor on the right side of my head.
Chenocide: I am 2 feet tall

The fun never ends...

[Swordmasterdragoon]

dats some funny shit!!! but I only got through the first one.

[Jaggy]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. That's too gret.

[mech]

HAHA! That's gret. I read all of that.

[SNK!]

Chenocide: u wanna cyber lmao?
DukeofNewYork101: asl
Chenocide: 10/f/oregan
DukeofNewYork101: if I was ur perent I would punish u
DukeofNewYork101: bye
Chenocide: But ur so hot!111
Chenocide: I wanna do u
Chenocide: plz let me be ur luv slave!111
Previous message was not received by DukeofNewYork101 because of error: User DukeofNewYork101 is not available.

[Zynx]

Funny sh!t. Good work SNK.

[SNK!]

Oh hehehe I guess I forgot to clear that I am "chenocide". Sorry for any confusion that caused! Thanks for the support, I'll be sure to annoy random people with more incentive!

[Zynx]

I knew you were because only you are that crazy.

[Knight of Lodis]

Why would these people keep talking to you?

[SNK!]

Knight_of_Lodis said:

Why would these people keep talking to you?

Wellthe majority of them blocked me, but that Erika chick tried to seduce me because shes a succubus.

[SNK!]

Chenocide: lts cyber
Way2Quik4U2Guard: asl?
Chenocide: 17/f/Miami
Way2Quik4U2Guard: 16/m/
Way2Quik4U2Guard: lets cyber
Way2Quik4U2Guard: u first
Chenocide: okay I take off my shirt
Way2Quik4U2Guard: woah
Chenocide: And reveal that my breasts are really demons from the abyss
Way2Quik4U2Guard: ok
Way2Quik4U2Guard: ok
Chenocide: And the grow
Chenocide: And the have teeth
Chenocide: And the try to bite you
Chenocide: BECUASE THEY HUNT FOR FLESH
Way2Quik4U2Guard: i will take off my pants and shirt and show u my 8 pack of abbs
Way2Quik4U2Guard: ur turn
Chenocide: Well you can take those 8 pack and shove them up your ass,whole
Way2Quik4U2Guard: then i will suck ur boobs
Way2Quik4U2Guard: y?
Chenocide: Psssh
Chenocide: You wish
Way2Quik4U2Guard: what?
Chenocide: My boobies have teeth
Way2Quik4U2Guard: o ya
Chenocide: and the bite your mouth
Way2Quik4U2Guard: i forgot
Chenocide: punk
Way2Quik4U2Guard: fine
Chenocide: and then I pull down your pants
Way2Quik4U2Guard: ok
Chenocide: and take off your underwear
Chenocide: and laugh at your small penis
Way2Quik4U2Guard: tis
Chenocide: and then I shove a tomogotchi up you ass
Way2Quik4U2Guard: my penis is huge
Chenocide: And I make you scream "BOB SAGAT!"
Chenocide: Like the pussy that you are.
Way2Quik4U2Guard: fuck u
Chenocide: Isn't that what we are doing?
Way2Quik4U2Guard: ya but u dont want to
Chenocide: Dude, this is like the best sex ever.
Chenocide: I don't know about you, but I'm getting pretty horny
Way2Quik4U2Guard: i am
Way2Quik4U2Guard: u should c my dick
Chenocide: I did, it was so damn small
Chenocide: I laughed at it.
Chenocide: And then you like tried to get hard but couldn't.
Way2Quik4U2Guard: ok
Chenocide: And don't think I didn't see those viagra
Way2Quik4U2Guard: lol
Way2Quik4U2Guard: ok
Chenocide: And then I rip off your arm
Way2Quik4U2Guard: ok
Way2Quik4U2Guard: then i lick ur pussy
Chenocide: And then I shove it up your ASS WHOLE
Chenocide: No way
Chenocide: My pants arn't even off
Chenocide: No way you're getting neer MY pussy, punk.
Chenocide: It has like a tampon stuck in it
Way2Quik4U2Guard: lol
Chenocide: I was masturbating with so many
Chenocide: And it got lodged in it
Chenocide: I was like "Tampons? More like FUNpons!"
Way2Quik4U2Guard: ?
Way2Quik4U2Guard: lol
Chenocide: And then I shove a rape tentacle up your bloody stump that used to be your arm
Chenocide: And you LIKE it
Chenocide: And you're like "oh man you are so sexy I love it when you shove rape tentacles in my arms!"
Way2Quik4U2Guard: ya
Chenocide: YOUR TURN, BIOTCH
Way2Quik4U2Guard: i dunno ur to hard to cyber wit
Chenocide: Yes, because I am too experienced.
Chenocide: I am the goddess of cybering
Way2Quik4U2Guard: w/e
Chenocide: And you should envy me.
Chenocide: Oh don't you "w/e" me, you INFERIOR cyberer!
Way2Quik4U2Guard: ok
Chenocide: You just wish you could be like me but instead you're like "OH LOOK AT ME I SUCK AT CYBERING! I ONLY WISH I COULD BE LIKE CHENOCIDE BECAUSE SHE IS SO GOOODD!!!!!!"
Chenocide: I have 100 IM windows right now.

Way2Quik4U2Guard: lol
Chenocide: All people waiting to "cyber me plz"
Chenocide: You would to if you wern't a failure.
Way2Quik4U2Guard: male
Chenocide: Male?
Way2Quik4U2Guard: wrong imbox
Chenocide: As in "You've got male?"
Chenocide: LIAR
Chenocide: You're just trying to trick me.
Chenocide: You must be a succubes to
Chenocide: YOU CYBER SUCCUBUS!

[Prince of Lemuria]

He tried to annoy me and I blocked him.

[SNK!]

Picard said:

He tried to annoy me and I blocked him.

Well that's your loss not min