CH E N O C I DE: hye dere sugar
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: sugar?
CH E N O C I DE: yes
CH E N O C I DE: ur my honie!
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: hmm
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: anyway whats up
CH E N O C I DE: how is teh baby?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: fine
CH E N O C I DE: Have you tried to taste it?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: what?
CH E N O C I DE: your baby
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: taste my baby?
CH E N O C I DE: yes
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: what do u mean
CH E N O C I DE: Have you put your baby in your mouth
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: what the fuck?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: what are you talking about?
CH E N O C I DE: I heard it tastes like nothing you've ever had before
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: >:oFOR ONE MY BABY ISNT EVEN BORN YET AND TWO YOUR FUCKING SICK ASKING ME A DUMB ASS QUESTION LIKE THAT >
CH E N O C I DE: can't you take it out?
CH E N O C I DE: And then put it back in later after you're had one or two bites?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: wanna do me a favor?
CH E N O C I DE: how predictable. I'm going to say "what" And you're going to try to be witty by saying "shut up" or "go away". But here's the shocker. It's not original, nor witty nor anything I would even be surprised by.
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: no i was gonna say "delete my name from your buddy list and leave me the fuck alone b/c your freaking me out!"
CH E N O C I DE: Well see, it's something along those lines.
CH E N O C I DE: shockingly, I was right.
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: yea your are
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: bye
CH E N O C I DE: byesexual?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: fuck u
CH E N O C I DE: Heard you had some problems with your husband about a week back
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: no never had problems with my fuckin husband you dumb fuck
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: you need to get a fuckin life
CH E N O C I DE: Hmmm
CH E N O C I DE: Are you calling me Frankenstein?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: go screw yourself
CH E N O C I DE: I can't.
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: well go fuck an animal or something and leave me the hell alone
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: dont message me anymore
CH E N O C I DE: Uh oh.
CH E N O C I DE: Pulling out the big guns.
CH E N O C I DE: Now you're going to warn me.
CH E N O C I DE: That's harsh, real harsh.
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: well when someone is as sick as you are you need to be warned
CH E N O C I DE: But here's the shocker.
CH E N O C I DE: Warning...
CH E N O C I DE: Won't do anything to me
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: i wish i could fuckin shoot u
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: i am gona block u now...have a nice fucked up life
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ signed off at 9:38:02 PM.
Boy oh boy...the fun don't stop.
rystml12: stop fuckin wit my girl asshole
CH E N O C I DE: Woah, woah, woah.
CH E N O C I DE: Big words there, tough guy.
rystml12: u mess wit her and I cut u up fucker
CH E N O C I DE: Cut up what?
CH E N O C I DE: My burgers?
rystml12: ur balls ass
rystml12: if u got any
CH E N O C I DE: Meat balls?
CH E N O C I DE: You work at Quizno's?
rystml12: screw u smartass
CH E N O C I DE: Yes, smartass
CH E N O C I DE: Don't you have some fries to offer?
CH E N O C I DE: Groceries to bag?
CH E N O C I DE: Whoah, you better warn me now.
CH E N O C I DE: Because it affects me.
CH E N O C I DE: A lot.
CH E N O C I DE: And it totally keeps me away from you.
CH E N O C I DE: So how is the immaturity thing going? Working well for you?
rystml12: fuck u
CH E N O C I DE: Okay fine. But I'm on top.
CH E N O C I DE: And only with lube.
CH E N O C I DE: Deal?
If anyone sees either of these Stridex Pads on AIM, I want to make fun of them. Or at least annoy them.