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Post by Gustave on Oct 16, 2003 14:28:43 GMT -5
A man is sitting in a doctor's office, waiting impatiently for the doctor to return. He was having some serious symptoms, and was very worried there was something serious. The doctor then came into the room, head low. "I'm sorry, sir. But the tests came back positive. You have a fatal disease." "Oh god. How long do I have to live? I'd like to get some stuff done before I die..." "10." The patient's face screwed up. "Ten what? Ten weeks? Ten months? Ten years?" "9."
What do you call 50 blondes standing ear to ear? Wind Tunnel
What do you call 50 blondes sitting in a warehouse? Air and Space Museum
Two blondes were going on a road trip to Florida. They were very anxious, and wanted to go to Disneyland. They had been planning the trip for weeks, and now that they were nearing their destination, they were hyper. Disneyland: 10 miles Disneyland: 5 miles Disneyland: Next Right Disneyland: Left "Oh CRAP! We just missed it." So they turned around and went home.
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Post by Sektor on Oct 16, 2003 16:57:28 GMT -5
You ask, you got it! Yes I have an infatuation with clowns! Haha, just post your original picture. I saw your real self and would post it up right now but I dont have your permission. It's pretty easy to figure out how I found it... But I'll keep that confidential unless you give the OK to say so
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Post by Dragoon Tony on Oct 16, 2003 17:24:25 GMT -5
Haha, just post your original picture. I saw your real self and would post it up right now but I dont have your permission. It's pretty easy to figure out how I found it... But I'll keep that confidential unless you give the OK to say so Not that hard to figure out, and I have no such compunction about violating people's privacy Plus we all could pretty much figure what you looked like anyway
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Post by Ghosty on Oct 16, 2003 17:43:19 GMT -5
Yeah its really easy to figure out... you hosted the original picture... easy to tell from the address of the fake one... you didn't really need to hide yourself ;D, MOST of us aren't stalkers.... j/k, sektor's right, its pretty easy to see anyhow. and gustave: those jokes are great ;D, the last one is a classic, and i've never heard of the first one .
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Post by Sektor on Oct 16, 2003 18:33:17 GMT -5
Yeah its really easy to figure out... you hosted the original picture... easy to tell from the address of the fake one... you didn't really need to hide yourself ;D, MOST of us aren't stalkers.... j/k, sektor's right, its pretty easy to see anyhow. Lol, that's the 2nd time I've been called a stalker . I'm a junior in an MA Highschool, I'm not going to kill you alright
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Mr_Beardsly
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Post by Mr_Beardsly on Oct 16, 2003 20:08:47 GMT -5
There are worse fates than death...
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Post by Sektor on Oct 16, 2003 20:14:37 GMT -5
Let's not even go there, Beardsly. I dont swing that way
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Machine Soul
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Post by Machine Soul on Oct 16, 2003 21:03:19 GMT -5
[glow=ruby,2,300]1. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? (You have to hollow out the head.) 2. Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists? (They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.) 3. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? (It took her a month to realize she could play it in the afternoon.) 4. What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? (They drowned during Spring Training.) 5. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? (To see what was on the other side.) 6. How did the blonde die drinking milk? (The cow stepped on her.) 7. How did the blonde burn her nose? (Bobbing for French fries.) 8. Why do blondes have more fun? (They're easier to amuse.) 9. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? (Frosted flakes.) 10. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? (They keep breaking them with their hammers. 11. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air? (She missed.) 12. What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde's ear? (Data transfer.) 13. Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead? (She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind.) 14. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs? (She needed them for the darkroom she was building.) 15. Why are Asians so smart? (No blondes.) 16. What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde? (You get to park in the Handicapped Zone) Hehehe..... ;D [/glow] that was great here's a few A blond, a brunette, and a red head are going to be executed. The warden asks do you have any last words. The brunette says earthquake! And she escapes. Then they ask the red head do you have any last words and she says tornadoe! And she escapes. Then they ask the blond do you have any last words and says fire! A blond, a brunette, and a red head escape from prison. The police are chassing them so they park the car and hide in bag in the back. They touch the back with the brunette in it and they hear meow. They touch the bag with the red head in it and hear arf. They touch the back with the blond in it and heat potatoe
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Post by Dragoon Tony on Oct 16, 2003 21:16:28 GMT -5
They touch the back with the brunette in it and they hear meow. They touch the bag with the red head in it and hear arf. They touch the back with the blond in it and heat potatoe I don't get it.....
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Machine Soul
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Post by Machine Soul on Oct 16, 2003 21:19:41 GMT -5
it's saying that the blond thought that a potatoe was an animal
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Post by Ghosty on Oct 16, 2003 22:22:03 GMT -5
it's basically the exact same joke i posted earlier but now its been changed to a harder-to-understand form and using a different setting... and i don't completely understand the other joke either?! does it mean that the blond just said fire and didn't escape? or that its how they want to be executed?
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Mohrg
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Post by Mohrg on Oct 17, 2003 5:45:37 GMT -5
Oh it's mighty fine with me, I post that pic everywhere before I post the real one. If you look around you can find pics of naked gu.....I mean hot chicks!!!!
Mohrg
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Post by Ghosty on Oct 17, 2003 13:55:52 GMT -5
Another joke, NON-BLOND THIS TIME ;D ;D, but like before, i'm not sure if i remember this joke fully so... bear with me if it sucks too much . Ok, so a duck enters a small shop and asks if they have any duck food. The owner says No, i'm sorry, but we don't have any duck food. So the next day, the duck comes along to the store and asks again "Do you have any duck food?". And again, the owner says "no i don't have any duck food." On the third day the duck comes again and asks for duck food, and the owner says No again. This goes on for a week, when the exasperated owner finally tells the duck: "NO, we do NOT have ANY duck food, and if you EVER come to this store again and ask if we have duck food i swear i will NAIL your effing ducky-feet TO THE FLOOR!". So anyhow, the duck goes away a little sad, and the next day comes back. The owner looks really mad and asks what he wants. The duck asks "Do you have any nails?" The owner says, No. "Do you have any duck food?"
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Post by Springheel Jack on Oct 17, 2003 15:30:20 GMT -5
Another joke, NON-BLOND THIS TIME ;D ;D, but like before, i'm not sure if i remember this joke fully so... bear with me if it sucks too much . Ok, so a duck enters a small shop and asks if they have any duck food. The owner says No, i'm sorry, but we don't have any duck food. So the next day, the duck comes along to the store and asks again "Do you have any duck food?". And again, the owner says "no i don't have any duck food." On the third day the duck comes again and asks for duck food, and the owner says No again. This goes on for a week, when the exasperated owner finally tells the duck: "NO, we do NOT have ANY duck food, and if you EVER come to this store again and ask if we have duck food i swear i will NAIL your effing ducky-feet TO THE FLOOR!". So anyhow, the duck goes away a little sad, and the next day comes back. The owner looks really mad and asks what he wants. The duck asks "Do you have any nails?" The owner says, No. "Do you have any duck food?" I heard that a couple times, except with 'gwapes' and staples.
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Machine Soul
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Post by Machine Soul on Oct 17, 2003 16:11:46 GMT -5
it's basically the exact same joke i posted earlier but now its been changed to a harder-to-understand form and using a different setting... and i don't completely understand the other joke either?! does it mean that the blond just said fire and didn't escape? or that its how they want to be executed? they going to be executed by firing line then she said fire
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