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Post by fallenangel55 on Dec 31, 2003 9:14:32 GMT -5
hopefully everyone has heard the rumor going about micheal jackson molesting other kids....but some of you dont like hearing that because you think that the media is lieing.....and others have no trust in micheal jackson....well here i guess you can post some micheal jackson jokes...*evil grin*
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing”.
Q. How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?
A. There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.
Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson’s house?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 44 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
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Post by Gustave on Dec 31, 2003 11:27:16 GMT -5
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common? A: They're both 44 year old meat between 10 year old buns! Gross. not what i needed to hear at 11:15 in the morning. I saw this guy selling "Michael is innocent" shirts outside of a baseball game. That pissed me off, that anybody is a big enough jerk to wear that. I guess they feel that their idols ar above such conduct. Same thing with Kobe |
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Post by fallenangel55 on Dec 31, 2003 14:13:39 GMT -5
hehe...sorry. Well, i dont know what to believe now. If Micheal really did that, well, he is a sick pervert and if the media is doing this on purpose, then they must have no life  ....i got other jokes but i'll post them later...*shifty eyes* |
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Post by fallenangel55 on Dec 31, 2003 14:32:33 GMT -5
A little boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God a male or a female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both a male and
a female."
This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks,
"Is Michael Jackson God?"
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and
started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, " Do we have time?"
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Post by DRottenI on Dec 31, 2003 20:50:06 GMT -5
Gross. not what i needed to hear at 11:15 in the morning. I saw this guy selling "Michael is innocent" shirts outside of a baseball game. That pissed me off, that anybody is a big enough jerk to wear that. I guess they feel that their idols ar above such conduct. Same thing with Kobe  WHAT MJ innocent shirts you had to have bought 1 I know I would ;D If Michael Jackson was smart he would go to africa adopt 1 of those african kids and he would just screw him but instead he likes to have a little of each race and that will lead him to his down fall And my favorite quote from MJ himself "Bring on the children" ;D |
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Post by Sokar468 on Jan 1, 2004 13:03:27 GMT -5
Gross. not what i needed to hear at 11:15 in the morning. I saw this guy selling "Michael is innocent" shirts outside of a baseball game. That pissed me off, that anybody is a big enough jerk to wear that. I guess they feel that their idols ar above such conduct. Same thing with Kobe I think Kobe's case is very different from Micahel Jackson's. In the case of Kobe, the girl could have legitimately seduced him (or behaved in a manner which would cause Kobe to think she was opening up), only to cry rape later. In the case of Michael Jackson, I'm sure a little boy doesn't have the knowledge or interest of seducing an older man. |
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Post by Kraggzz on Jan 1, 2004 16:52:06 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but this man (or woman) is a freak... MJ looks like on of the who from how the grinch stole christmas...
Who saw the 60 minutes thing, I didn't, but I saw a clip of it and he said some stupid things that don't make him look any more innocent. The host ask him if he's let a child sleep in his bed with him and he just says with a little kind of evil in his voice,"Well, of course I would! Why not?"....
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Post by Gustave on Jan 2, 2004 9:48:03 GMT -5
Good point. I personally believe Kobe is innocent, because it seems like a cry for media attention from the "rapee". I dunno. But to buy a shirt that says "Kobe is innocent" is kind of stupid.
Michael Jackson is a creep. That's all there is to it. Too many years of spotlight made him a freak. Let's just all pray that the same thing doesn't happen to the Olsen Twins.
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Post by fallenangel55 on Jan 2, 2004 10:44:41 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but this man (or woman) is a freak... MJ looks like on of the who from how the grinch stole christmas... LOL...thats a good comparsion!!.....damn i hate MJ freakin nose...his whole face is melting into a preverted lookin image.....i hate him now! |
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Post by OldSchool on Jan 2, 2004 19:46:01 GMT -5
What do Michael Jackson and K-mart have in common?
Boys pants are half off.
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Post by fallenangel55 on Jan 2, 2004 20:28:47 GMT -5
Yup, i've heard that one.
hmmm...whoever got that chain letter in hotmail knows the jokes....anyways heres more:
Q. Where does Michael Jackson go to find a date?
A. Boys 'R Us.
Q. Who is the greatest person ever?
A. Michael Jackson - he was born a poor black boy in Gary, Indiana and grew up
to become a rich white woman in Europe.
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Post by SNK! on Jan 4, 2004 14:28:11 GMT -5
Hmmm... most of you seem to think Michael Jackson is guilty just because he looks like a monster...I'm not trying to defend him or anything, but that does seem a bit biased to me.
Anyways, to keep things on topic, I guess I'm obligated to include a M.J. Joke, so here's one of my favorites...
Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys
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Post by Magicman on Jan 4, 2004 20:06:49 GMT -5
Hmmm... most of you seem to think Michael Jackson is guilty just because he looks like a monster...I'm not trying to defend him or anything, but that does seem a bit biased to me. Anyways, to keep things on topic, I guess I'm obligated to include a M.J. Joke, so here's one of my favorites... Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys That's not how it goes... How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Dude, Michael Jackson don't screw in no lightbulbs. Michael Jackson screws in cars. |
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Post by rekawamo on Jan 4, 2004 21:43:59 GMT -5
Shoot, I had more MJ jokes, but...
What do Michael Jackson and a Safeway bag have in common?
They both are white, plastic, and threats to small children!
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Post by Sokar468 on Jan 5, 2004 10:36:49 GMT -5
Hahaha, I haven't heard any of these jokes. Man, I need to catch up, heh.
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....i got other jokes but i'll post them later...*shifty eyes*
WHAT MJ innocent shirts you had to have bought 1 I know I would ;D 
