rekawamo
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Post by rekawamo on Jan 6, 2004 1:28:19 GMT -5
Difference between MJ and a pimple?
MJ doesn't wait till you're thirteen to pop on you!
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Magicman
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Post by Magicman on Jan 6, 2004 16:50:03 GMT -5
Difference between MJ and a pimple? MJ doesn't wait till you're thirteen to pop on you! *lmao* Made all the funnier 'cause I'm currently going through an acne crisis...
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Post by fallenangel55 on Jan 7, 2004 12:22:04 GMT -5
Michael Jackson asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex. The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old.
hehe, these are good! ;D
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Mystria
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Post by Mystria on Jan 11, 2004 19:43:00 GMT -5
At school, some person came in to talk to us about not being biased and all and about how people can't change their gender, skin color and looks and everyone's like but MJ can. It was so funny!!! Then the person talking kind of shrugged the comment off... Michael Jackson looks REALLY FREAKY!!!
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Post by Jaggy on Jan 11, 2004 21:17:45 GMT -5
No shit. His nose is like gonna collapse. He had to tape it or something.
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Mystria
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Post by Mystria on Jan 11, 2004 22:13:30 GMT -5
Well, what do you expect? It's like plastic or something
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Post by Gustave on Jan 12, 2004 19:42:58 GMT -5
Well, what do you expect? It's like plastic or something Something indeed. I hardly believe it's even plastic anymore.
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Mystria
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Post by Mystria on Jan 12, 2004 19:46:23 GMT -5
lol, plastic is like an all purpose material...what do you suppose that something is?
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Post by Gustave on Jan 13, 2004 21:27:24 GMT -5
lol, plastic is like an all purpose material...what do you suppose that something is? Frogs, snails, puppy dog tails, styrofoam, latex, lycra, spandex, rubber, high fructose corn syrup, velcro, octopi, and partially hydrogenated soybean and cottonseed oils. And the list probably gets tastier from there. *pukes*
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Vapour
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Post by Vapour on Jan 13, 2004 21:36:49 GMT -5
[glow=darkgreen,2,300]These ones may have already been said, but, Q:What do Michael Jackson and a grocery bag have in common? A: They are both made of plastic and are harmful to children.
Q:What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? A:Acne doesn't "cum" on your face until you are at least 12.
Q:What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa? A:Nothing, they both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks!
Q:Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll? A:You wind it up and it plays with your kids! Knock, knock! Who''s there? Little boy blue. Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson. [/glow]
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Post by fallenangel55 on Jan 19, 2004 7:47:23 GMT -5
hehehe, well during this weekend i was watching the news and i heard that Micheal Jackson was found not guilty. I was happy to hear this, since to tell you the truth, i liked he's songs....but when this whole media thing came out with the kids and all of that stuff....i had a negative look toward Micheal. Though i hope that they wont bring this up again. What do you guys think?
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Vapour
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Post by Vapour on Jan 19, 2004 9:22:27 GMT -5
hehehe, well during this weekend i was watching the news and i heard that Micheal Jackson was found not guilty. [glow=DarkGreen,2,300]Well angel_from_below, you couldn't have been watching the TV close enough because he wasn't found not guilty, he pleaded not guilty. Big difference there. [/glow]
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Post by TreasureFinder on Jan 19, 2004 12:26:17 GMT -5
I thought he was acquitted, whatever that means.
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Post by Springheel Jack on Feb 9, 2004 20:59:46 GMT -5
Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
Because theres 20 of them.
Knock, knock. Whos there? Little boy blue. Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson.
Why does Michael Jackson shop at K-mart?
He heard boys pants are half off.
That one with the boy scouts on the ship...LMAO!!!!!!
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Kraggzz
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Post by Kraggzz on Feb 10, 2004 15:25:44 GMT -5
Michael Jackson is on a sinking ship, the life boats are filling with adults. Jackson says to the captain "What about the kids?". The captain replies "Screw the kids!". Michael Jackson answers " do we have time?"
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