SNK against random people!

[Prince of Lemuria]

SNKkid said:

Wow that...didn't add anything to this thread at all but hey, whatever peels your banana.

Should I unblock you?

[SNK!]

Picard said:

Should I unblock you?

Only if you want to talk to me, which I doubt

[Prince of Lemuria]

I'll think about it

[SNK!]

Picard said:

I'll think about it

Well like I said, it's your loss if you don't.

[SNK!]

MaxS3471: asl?
Chenocide: 15/F/
MaxS3471: 18/m
Chenocide: u wanna cyber?
MaxS3471: you got a pic?
Chenocide: Yah
MaxS3471: can i see?
Chenocide: Yah
MaxS3471: ok
MaxS3471 wants to directly connect.
Chenocide declines request; no connection was made.
Chenocide: I'll giv u a link
MaxS3471: ok
Chenocide: my pic
MaxS3471: cool
MaxS3471: so what are u up to?
Chenocide: Praying
MaxS3471: why's that?
Chenocide: Because I love god almighty.
MaxS3471: do you know who he is?
Chenocide: Yes.
MaxS3471: Who?
Chenocide: You.
MaxS3471: why do you think that?
Chenocide: Because you are so heavenly.
Chenocide: I want to fanatically worship you.
MaxS3471: well that would be wrong
Chenocide: No.
Chenocide: It's so very right.
Chenocide: Because You are my god.
MaxS3471: you're a 15 year old girl, right?
Chenocide: Yes.
MaxS3471: do you do drugs
MaxS3471: ?
Chenocide: NO!
Chenocide: Drugs are bad.
Chenocide: The Bible says so.
MaxS3471: what scripture?
Chenocide: I don't know.
Chenocide: My priest told me.
Chenocide: Before I gave him head
MaxS3471: priests shouldn't get head from you
Chenocide: He said god wanted it.
MaxS3471: why did you listen?
MaxS3471: what's your name?
Chenocide: Jessica
Chenocide: Futch
MaxS3471: ok, nice to meet you, Jessica
Chenocide: I live at 3398 Henderson road
Chenocide: In Atlanta, Georgia
Chenocide: Please stalk me.
MaxS3471: Why do you want to be stalked?
Chenocide: Because you are god.
MaxS3471: Or are you giving the info of someone you don't like?
Chenocide: No.
Chenocide: I want you to stalk me.
MaxS3471: What for?
Chenocide: Because to be stalked by god is an honor
MaxS3471: if I'm God, then tell me my name
Chenocide: God.
Chenocide: your name is GOD!
MaxS3471: God is a name??
Chenocide: Obviously.
MaxS3471: God is a title
Chenocide: Well to call you by anything else would be RUDE.
Chenocide: I'
Chenocide: I'm sorry god.
Chenocide: I've been a bad girl.
Chenocide: Spank me ;-)
MaxS3471: are you one of those horny little people?
Chenocide: Only if you want me to be, God.
Chenocide: I'd be anything for you, God.
MaxS3471: I call God his name, not title
Chenocide: Then what is Your name, god?
MaxS3471: I am not God
Chenocide: Oh how sad
MaxS3471: not really
Chenocide: You haven't relized your true self.
Chenocide: god, what can I do for you?
MaxS3471: you have a weird profile
Chenocide: You have a godly profile.
Chenocide: After all you're god.
MaxS3471: la, mellon nin
Chenocide: Ohhhhh.
Chenocide: That must be GOD language!
MaxS3471: la
MaxS3471: narlye mailea?
MaxS3471: hehehe
Chenocide: You're so cute when you laugh god.
Chenocide: Can I give you head?
MaxS3471: you can try
Chenocide: Will you let me?
MaxS3471: sure
Chenocide: *pulls down god's pants*
Chenocide: HAHAHAHA
MaxS3471: va!
Chenocide: Damn, for a god, you sure have a tiny cock!
Chenocide: Are all gods so poorly endowed?
Chenocide: Or are you just the "itty bitty" of the group?
MaxS3471: namarie
MaxS3471: find peace
Chenocide: Well I don't find peace in your abnormaly small cock, I find distress
Previous message was not received by MaxS3471 because of error: User MaxS3471 is not available.

[SNK!]

Okay this one turned out pretty awful...this guy actually turned the tables on me. He's either really clever or really disturbed, and I doubt it's the former.


Chenocide: cyber?
DaftPunkFan NO 1: what about it
Chenocide: wanna?
DaftPunkFan NO 1: asl?
Chenocide: f00k me nowe
DaftPunkFan NO 1: P|-||_|(|< |_|?
Chenocide: yus!11111
DaftPunkFan NO 1: how old are you?
Chenocide: 17
DaftPunkFan NO 1: what you look like?
Chenocide: i have big tits
DaftPunkFan NO 1: how big?
Chenocide: CC
DaftPunkFan NO 1: how tite is your pussy?
Chenocide: It is so tight that my hand is stuck in it.
DaftPunkFan NO 1: if your whole hand is in there then it isnt tight
Chenocide: well jsut 2 of my fingers
DaftPunkFan NO 1: hmm i dont know, my dick is only about five inches long
Chenocide: WOW
Chenocide: you're huge.
DaftPunkFan NO 1: ok so lets cyber
Chenocide: u first
DaftPunkFan NO 1: fine
DaftPunkFan NO 1: ::i start licking at your nipples as my hand make their way down, one hand begins to stroke my dick while the other slides inside your bikini bottom, my middle finger glides quickly in and out of your pussy, i started to moan as i quicken the pace with both hands::
DaftPunkFan NO 1: by the way we are at the beach
Chenocide: ::I slap you and run like fuck screaming "RAPE!" and then I find a telephone and call the cops on you::
DaftPunkFan NO 1: oh you wanna play that way?
Chenocide: ::I throw random objects at you and grab you by the throat and shove your head under water::
DaftPunkFan NO 1: ::runs after you and puts tape over your mouth and quickly tie your hands behind your back, then i bend you over and shove three fingers into your pussy, i say "now you get it rough" ::
Chenocide: ::I kick you in the nads and reveal that I am really TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR::
DaftPunkFan NO 1: ::charges hadoken::
DaftPunkFan NO 1: ::fire::
DaftPunkFan NO 1: 3
DaftPunkFan NO 1: 2
DaftPunkFan NO 1: 1
DaftPunkFan NO 1: HIT
DaftPunkFan NO 1: ::fades::
Chenocide: ::I fly off into the sky and scream "TROGDOR!" while breathing fire at you, you cyber rapist::
DaftPunkFan NO 1: ::fires misses as i am faded::
DaftPunkFan NO 1: ::appears::
DaftPunkFan NO 1: ::charges hadoken::
DaftPunkFan NO 1: ::fades::
DaftPunkFan NO 1: ::appears::
Chenocide: AAAHHHHHH
DaftPunkFan NO 1: ::fire::
DaftPunkFan NO 1: 3
DaftPunkFan NO 1: 2
DaftPunkFan NO 1: 1
DaftPunkFan NO 1: HIT
DaftPunkFan NO 1: ::charges hadoken::
Chenocide: I have never been cyber assaulted by a street fighter n00b.
DaftPunkFan NO 1: ::fades::
DaftPunkFan NO 1: |\|00b?
Chenocide: Please die.
Chenocide: NOW.
DaftPunkFan NO 1: |_| \/\/!5|-|
DaftPunkFan NO 1: ! j|_|5+ r0x0r3d |_|r 455
Chenocide: No, you scarred me for life.
Chenocide: you sick fuck
Previous message was not received by DaftPunkFan NO 1 because of error: AOL Instant Messenger cannot send this message because you have blocked the recipient. You can change this setting on the Privacy tab of the Preferences dialog.

[SNK!]

Well GUESS WHO'S BACK!

SpiritEricka: hey waz up?
Chenocide: Oh joy.
Chenocide: It is you.
SpiritEricka: be nice
Chenocide: Oh believe me, I am nice.
SpiritEricka: well good for you
SpiritEricka: how are you?
Chenocide: I am god.
SpiritEricka: me too hold on
Chenocide: I am holding/
Chenocide: On top what?
Chenocide: Wouldn't you liek to know
SpiritEricka: hey
SpiritEricka: you there?
Chenocide: Unfortunately, yes.
Chenocide: So tell me, how are the goblin children?
SpiritEricka signed off at 6:51:20 PM.

Chenocide: cyber?
MidgetUnicycler: ok
MidgetUnicycler: asl
Chenocide: Whats that?
MidgetUnicycler: age/sex/state
Chenocide: oh.
MidgetUnicycler: ?
Chenocide: 15/virgin/drunk
MidgetUnicycler: guy or girl?
Chenocide: gurl
MidgetUnicycler: o
MidgetUnicycler: pic?
Chenocide: I don't have an afro
MidgetUnicycler: ??
Chenocide: u asked for a pic.
Chenocide: but i don't have one, because I don't have an afro.
Chenocide: so i dont need 2 pic my hair
MidgetUnicycler: o haha
Chenocide: do u haev a pic?
Chenocide: do u?
Chenocide: cybar mi pl;z

[Dragoon Tony]

You must get a huge kick out of this. My favorite thing to do when I was like 14 was to go into the lesbian and gay chats and pretend to be a preacher and condemn them all to hell. The funny thing is, now there is a bot that does that now ;D

[SNK!]

Dragoon said:

You must get a huge kick out of this.

Nah, I do it just for the laughs I get from you guys. Personally, I'm less amused as I am afraid.

[Dragoon Tony]

Sometime we should go on to the AOL chats and invite a bunch of people into the Gret Mystere, and do this to them. That would provide at least 20 minutes of amusement

[onidarkmoon]

dude, that's f-ing funny as hell...especially the SF n00b. 5 inches HA!

[SNK!]

Uterus4u2c: what
Chenocide: What.
Uterus4u2c: what does that mean
Chenocide: It means Magnetic stripes on the ocean floor are places where oceanic crust sinks back into the mantle.
Uterus4u2c: sound romantic
Uterus4u2c: you should go there some time
Chenocide: Only if you come with me.
Uterus4u2c: what's the risk of dieing?
Chenocide: 8%
Uterus4u2c: only 8 percent
Chenocide: Yes
Chenocide: Only 8 percent.
Uterus4u2c: great sounds fun
Uterus4u2c: you a virgin
Chenocide: Well...
Chenocide: I am if you dont count that accident with the fish.
Uterus4u2c: lol
Uterus4u2c: yeah I wont count that
Chenocide: Yay!
Uterus4u2c: you like porn
Chenocide: What's porn?
Uterus4u2c: well are you young or what
Chenocide: I'm 53.
Uterus4u2c: sexy
Uterus4u2c: is your balls enlarged?
Chenocide: What balls?
Uterus4u2c: oh you female
Chenocide: I'm a HERMAPHRODITE.
Uterus4u2c: great
Uterus4u2c: even better
Uterus4u2c: I am not stuiped I know youare lying
Chenocide: WOW!
Chenocide: You must be a GENIUS!
Uterus4u2c: heck ya I am
Uterus4u2c: you sound nice to talk to
Chenocide: Great.
Uterus4u2c: better if you where tied up to a tree and I duct taped your mouth
Chenocide: That sounds delicious.
Uterus4u2c: and incourse you in water
Uterus4u2c: and then get out the gas
Uterus4u2c: and light your nipples on fire

[Dragoon Tony]

Each new person you meet SNK seems to get weirder and weirder...

[Knight of Lodis]

The question is....who are these crack hos you talk to?

[Dark Yoshi]

HA! thats some funny stuff