Yes, that's right kids, it's BACK!'
This time, it really isn't appropriate for the younguns, so probably best you don't look at it with someone over your shoulder
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: very open huh
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: how r u
LiB ErA TetO KyO: I am horny
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: i can tell lol
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: you really like ass sex
LiB ErA TetO KyO: I can't get enough!
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: that hurts like hell
LiB ErA TetO KyO: You ever tried?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: yea
LiB ErA TetO KyO: you a guy or a gal?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: girl
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: whats ur asl
LiB ErA TetO KyO: 18/f/florida
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: i thought u was a guy
LiB ErA TetO KyO: no
LiB ErA TetO KyO: I just say I am
LiB ErA TetO KyO: because if u say your a girl all these geeks IM you for cyber
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: o ok
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: i understand
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: yea i have tried it before and it hurts like hell
LiB ErA TetO KyO: you should do it more often
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: i guess i will try again after i have my baby...6 weeks after i have her
LiB ErA TetO KyO: when is she due?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: july 9th
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Are you a fan of this picture?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: whats that
LiB ErA TetO KyO: the best picture in the worls
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: not a virus right?
LiB ErA TetO KyO: nope.
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: ok hold on
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: sorry
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: LOL that pic is funny
LiB ErA TetO KyO: it's very odd
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: yea it is
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: so why dont u have a bf to give you butt sex
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Because I am ugly
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: no ur not
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: dont say that
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: do u have a pic
LiB ErA TetO KyO: no.
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: ur not ugly dont say that
LiB ErA TetO KyO: why not?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: b/c ur not ugly
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: are u a virgin
LiB ErA TetO KyO: no
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: ok hen ur not ugly
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: then*
LiB ErA TetO KyO: erm
LiB ErA TetO KyO: nice reasoning
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: do u use any lube when u have anal sex
LiB ErA TetO KyO: of course
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: would u ever do it without
LiB ErA TetO KyO: it would hurt too much
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: oh
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: how old r u
LiB ErA TetO KyO: 18
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: nvm
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: ur 18
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: sorry
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: :-P
LiB ErA TetO KyO: k
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: what is the biggest you ever took
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: if i ask too many questions tell me ok
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: i am just curious
LiB ErA TetO KyO: haha
LiB ErA TetO KyO: none of your biz.
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: so whats the biggest you took
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: oh ok
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: *shurgs*
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: shrugs*
LiB ErA TetO KyO: okay...
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: how long have u been doing that
?
LiB ErA TetO KyO: doing what?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: anal sex
LiB ErA TetO KyO: I only did it once
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: and u already love it?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: wow must be good
LiB ErA TetO KyO: I was being sarcastic about loving it
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: fuck waitin till after my baby is born i am doin it before then
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: o
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: :-( ok
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Why arn't you gonna wait?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: b/c i wanna try it now
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: talkin about it somuch makes me wanna try it
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: so much *
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: were u scared
LiB ErA TetO KyO: yeah
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: did it hurt/
LiB ErA TetO KyO: yeah
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: hmm..any advice?
LiB ErA TetO KyO: umm
LiB ErA TetO KyO: no
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: damn
LiB ErA TetO KyO: common sense
LiB ErA TetO KyO: just use lube
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: lol
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: sayin i dont have common sense :-(
LiB ErA TetO KyO: No
LiB ErA TetO KyO: just that you really don't need advice
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: oh
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Or maybe you really are stupid...
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: exscuse me?
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Nothing
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: i am not stupid
LiB ErA TetO KyO: sJust keep telling yourself that, and maybe it will ALL BE BETTER! *giggle*
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: haha really fuckin funny
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: damn the people online these days
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Yeah, damn them.
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: *flips middle finger*
LiB ErA TetO KyO: *sits on middle finger*
LiB ErA TetO KyO: So I heard your baby was going to be a crack baby?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: ewww
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Drinking too much lately?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: i heard your mama was a crack whore
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: dont drink bitch
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: never done drugs eiter
LiB ErA TetO KyO: I heard that insult is getting old
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: either*
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: i heard your fuckin ugly...oh yea u told me that urself
LiB ErA TetO KyO: You've apparently done roofies...
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Yeah, that would be mostly because I was just playing along at the begining
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: roofies?
LiB ErA TetO KyO: yes.
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Roofies.
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: yea whatever
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: and that is...?
LiB ErA TetO KyO: A date rape drug.
LiB ErA TetO KyO: It explains the baby.
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: nah actually BITCH i never been raped...and also i am married
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: to the baby's father
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: u ever heard of one of them?
LiB ErA TetO KyO: I don't know who your father is.
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: oh bitch i know who mine is
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: i didnt ask u that
LiB ErA TetO KyO: But then again, niether does your mother.
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: actually yea she does...
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: did ur mother ever tell u that you were adopted
LiB ErA TetO KyO: My mom is dead.
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: and so is my father
LiB ErA TetO KyO: No
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Your dad is living with Tupad
LiB ErA TetO KyO: *Tubac
LiB ErA TetO KyO: and biggy
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: dumbass they are dead as well
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: damn i never knew God made such stupid people
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Hahah
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Glad to see I have such an effect on you
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: not really
LiB ErA TetO KyO: If I didn't you wouldn't be in tears, hiding in a corner.
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: hmmm oh yea i am hiding in the corner with tears flowing down my face...thats only in ur dreams
LiB ErA TetO KyO: I don't dream about people I meat on the internet, virtually crying in the virtual corner.
LiB ErA TetO KyO: you should see a psychiatrist about that
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: i dont cry over people i met on the internet...YOU need to see a phychiatrist about that...your hopes are too high
LiB ErA TetO KyO: My hopes are all the way into the sun, woman
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: yea exactly, and they are burning out slowly huh
LiB ErA TetO KyO: No
LiB ErA TetO KyO: because they are hotter than the sun
LiB ErA TetO KyO: hotter than you can believe
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: HAHAHAHAHA damn ur funny
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: yea right
LiB ErA TetO KyO: So hot
LiB ErA TetO KyO: if you looked into it
LiB ErA TetO KyO: your testicles would crack like eggs
LiB ErA TetO KyO: EGGS!'
LiB ErA TetO KyO: No lie, EGGS!
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: OMG that was so lame
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: and um i dont have testicles
LiB ErA TetO KyO: OMGGGGGGGG
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Oh Em Jee
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Than what I was just licking...?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: your dogs testicles
LiB ErA TetO KyO: no way
LiB ErA TetO KyO: well
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: yes way
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: wow...dont tell anyone
LiB ErA TetO KyO: I guess my dog's testicles were implanted on you somehow
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: nope u were nowhere near me
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Then how on earth did you get pregnant?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: not by u
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Oh really?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: yes really
LiB ErA TetO KyO: how do you know?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: b/c i know who i had sex with...
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: and it sure as hell wasnt u
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Were your eyes open?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: yea they were
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: your dont havesex with ur eyes closed
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Sure you do.
LiB ErA TetO KyO: only LOSERS do it with open eyes.
LiB ErA TetO KyO: what a geeky thing to do.
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: only insecure people do it with their eyes closed
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Nice reasoning
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: when u do it with ur eyes closed that means u think the person u are doin it with is ugly
LiB ErA TetO KyO: yes
LiB ErA TetO KyO: of course it must mean that
LiB ErA TetO KyO: you must be an expert!
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: considering that i have only had sex with one person and i know my husband isnt ugly..i guess u could say so
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: :-\
LiB ErA TetO KyO: I always win my arguments!
LiB ErA TetO KyO: ...against thosw with lesser "capabitalities"
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: you havent won yet
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: thosw?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: whats that
LiB ErA TetO KyO: I don't know
LiB ErA TetO KyO: it's a pretty tough word.
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: LMAO oh yea u typed it
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: one of your words?
LiB ErA TetO KyO: lollmaorotfllmaolol
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: wow...good one
LiB ErA TetO KyO: your tasty vagina is a good one
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: did it take a lot of concentartion to remember what all those letters mean
LiB ErA TetO KyO: ye it did
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: you lesbian or something?
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Because it's hard to concentrate on something that ISN'T your vagina
LiB ErA TetO KyO: 100%
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: so your 100% lesbian?
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: more pwer to ya
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: power*
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Girl you know it's true!
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Ooh ohh
LiB ErA TetO KyO: I love you!
I LuV JmP AlwAyZ: too bad i dont love u
LiB ErA TetO KyO: Too bad I was SINGING MILLI VANILLI