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Post by Dragoon Tony on May 30, 2003 17:51:45 GMT -5
Inspired by Oldy and Satoshi, this thread is a place to post your best pick-up lines. If you don't have any, steal from other people. "Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cuz I can see myself in your pants" NOTE: Mature Audiences ONLY!
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Post by OldSchool on May 30, 2003 17:53:36 GMT -5
Baby, your legs are a university and im sendin my kids to college.
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Satoshi
Master Swordsman
Choking the Chicken
Posts: 783
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Post by Satoshi on May 30, 2003 17:53:47 GMT -5
"I'm like a rubic cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get."
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Satoshi
Master Swordsman
Choking the Chicken
Posts: 783
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Post by Satoshi on May 30, 2003 17:58:23 GMT -5
"When you bend over like an arc, you get my tower rising."
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c.e.c.i.l
Master Swordsman
RPG Race: Archer
Posts: 857
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Post by c.e.c.i.l on May 30, 2003 18:01:01 GMT -5
Want to come over my place for pizza and lovin? What, you don't like pizza?
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Post by Luca on May 30, 2003 18:04:12 GMT -5
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.
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Post by OldSchool on May 30, 2003 18:04:54 GMT -5
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck!
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Post by Dragoon Tony on May 30, 2003 18:05:05 GMT -5
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
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Post by OldSchool on May 30, 2003 18:07:23 GMT -5
Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.
Nice fucking weather. Want to?
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Post by Sokar468 on May 30, 2003 18:07:26 GMT -5
Want to come to the library with me? Why? Because I so want to CHECK YOU OUT!
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Post by OldSchool on May 30, 2003 18:08:59 GMT -5
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under...
I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you?
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Satoshi
Master Swordsman
Choking the Chicken
Posts: 783
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Post by Satoshi on May 30, 2003 18:09:38 GMT -5
You're just like a bike, I wanna ride you all night long.
Oh babe, you're so hot You make me go "aw shucks" So let's meet in the parking lot and then we can have lots of f*cks.
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Post by Ninja_Master on May 30, 2003 18:11:05 GMT -5
You know what would look good on you? Me
Hey baby, wanna learn about longitude?
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Post by OldSchool on May 30, 2003 18:11:50 GMT -5
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
I'm a necrophiliac... How well do you play dead?
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Post by Luca on May 30, 2003 18:12:10 GMT -5
Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
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