Edgar Figaro
Experienced Knight
Edgar=jeanhart/lucifer
Posts: 340
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Post by Edgar Figaro on May 31, 2003 22:05:26 GMT -5
I lost my teddy bear, can I hold you tonight?
I lost my puupy dog, I think he's in that motel room over there.
really? you have a name too? wow, we have so much in common.......
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Post by Dragoon Tony on Jun 1, 2003 17:06:19 GMT -5
Hi. I don't have herpes. Lets fuck. Do you wash your clothes with windex? I can see myself in your pants. If you like parties, theres one at my house, but you have to get in by blowing up a balloon. You don't have any? I guess I'll do in a pinch. Did you read the whole thread? So far you've posted several that have been done already...
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Post by Luca on Jun 1, 2003 17:24:50 GMT -5
Me: There's a party tonight. Girl: Where? Me: In your mouth, and I am cumming. ... Im sure that is a hit will all the ladies Crono
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Edgar Figaro
Experienced Knight
Edgar=jeanhart/lucifer
Posts: 340
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Post by Edgar Figaro on Jun 3, 2003 16:13:32 GMT -5
you must be from the middle east, cuz I could eye your rack all day long.
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Post by Dragoon Tony on Jun 3, 2003 17:07:31 GMT -5
You look like a natural-born cocksucker, so do what you were born to do....
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Post by Gustave on Jun 3, 2003 17:41:55 GMT -5
You look like a natural-born cocksucker, so do what you were born to do.... Clever...kind of... Do you like math? First we can subtract your pants, divide your legs, add my equipment, and we'll multiply.
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Post by Dragoon Tony on Jun 3, 2003 20:50:38 GMT -5
Clever...kind of... Do you like math? First we can subtract your pants, divide your legs, add my equipment, and we'll multiply. Thank you Gustave, good to have you back on the board....the only thing that would make it better is if you got back your old Fake Gustave avatar...that thing rocked! Anyways: Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.
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Post by Sektor on Jun 3, 2003 20:52:17 GMT -5
Clever...kind of... Do you like math? First we can subtract your pants, divide your legs, add my equipment, and we'll multiply. You would be a great math teacher, Gustave
Here's my favorite pick up line from Anger Management (not exact, but close enough): "I'm sorry that I was rude before, but I can't help but say that in my pants, I'm about to explode" "Ok, lets go out"
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Post by OldSchool on Jun 3, 2003 20:53:56 GMT -5
Here's my favorite pick up line from Anger Management (not exact, but close enough): "I'm sorry that I was rude before, but I can't help but say that in my pants, I'm about to explode" "Ok, lets go out" That was a good movie.
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Post by Dragoon Tony on Jun 3, 2003 21:05:46 GMT -5
What's a slut like you doing in a classy place like this?
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Post by Seifer_Almasy on Jun 3, 2003 22:46:33 GMT -5
"Hey, people tell me I resemble Bill Clinton, are you interested in a job?"
"You know, I'm not actually bald everywhere ..."
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Post by Sektor on Jun 4, 2003 14:24:11 GMT -5
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
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Post by Gustave on Jun 4, 2003 20:02:46 GMT -5
Yeah, i wish i could find that old avatar... It's not the size that counts, it's how you wield it.
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Post by Swordmasterdragoon on Jun 4, 2003 20:59:09 GMT -5
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Post by Seifer_Almasy on Jun 4, 2003 21:43:51 GMT -5
Gosh, SMD, you are a nice person ... or selfish, but I'll go with nice ...
It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean ...
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