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Post by SwordMaster on May 30, 2003 21:48:51 GMT -5
Heh, lets hope TheBiotch(or however you spell it) doesnt come back. No telling what she would do if she saw this thread ;D
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Post by Ninja_Master on May 30, 2003 22:52:20 GMT -5
hahaha, I pretty much think that was carried by Oldpimp.  He's a complicated man that no one understands But his TF; Oldy You dang right |
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Edgar Figaro
Experienced Knight
Edgar=jeanhart/lucifer
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Post by Edgar Figaro on May 31, 2003 2:33:26 GMT -5
I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can still make your bed rock.
let's trade pants.
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
if you're game, I'll be your player.
I'm hot, you're hot. wanna make out?
you must be tired, cuz you've been running through my mind all day.
you must've grown up on a chicken farm, cuz you can sure raise my cock
your name must be mickey, cuz you so fine......
the word of the day is "legs" let's go to my place and spread the word.
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Post by Seifer_Almasy on May 31, 2003 14:31:48 GMT -5
your name must be mickey, cuz you so fine...... |
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Post by Ninja_Master on May 31, 2003 14:33:44 GMT -5
there is an old song. it says, Oh micky your so fine
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Post by Dragoon Tony on May 31, 2003 14:39:17 GMT -5
You wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Lisa?
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there. ;D
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Post by Seifer_Almasy on May 31, 2003 14:40:39 GMT -5
there is an old song. it says, Oh micky your so fine |
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Post by Luca on May 31, 2003 14:42:09 GMT -5
You wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? that is the dumbest line I have ever heard in my life  |
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Post by Seifer_Almasy on May 31, 2003 14:50:21 GMT -5
that is the dumbest line I have ever heard in my life  |
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Post by Dragoon Tony on May 31, 2003 15:03:04 GMT -5
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
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Post by Sokar468 on May 31, 2003 16:35:49 GMT -5
Hey Tony, why don't you stop copy/pasting from the web? |
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Post by Ninja_Master on May 31, 2003 17:12:47 GMT -5
TF's picture is in the pics thread.
"So where's this big incredible thing you were going to show me?"
"Its in the bedroom."
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Satoshi
Master Swordsman
Choking the Chicken
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Post by Satoshi on May 31, 2003 17:36:51 GMT -5
"Let's have some music, let it be funk, but replace the n with a c and then we'll have lots of fun."
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Post by Seifer_Almasy on May 31, 2003 18:20:20 GMT -5
Hey Tony, why don't you stop copy/pasting from the web? |
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Post by Springheel Jack on May 31, 2003 19:24:09 GMT -5
Hi. I don't have herpes. Lets fuck.
Do you wash your clothes with windex? I can see myself in your pants.
If you like parties, theres one at my house, but you have to get in by blowing up a balloon. You don't have any? I guess I'll do in a pinch.
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