Satoshi
Master Swordsman
Choking the Chicken
Posts: 783
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Post by Satoshi on May 30, 2003 18:28:48 GMT -5
Let's play cops and crooks. You'll be the crook, so I can "bang bang" on you.
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Post by OldSchool on May 30, 2003 18:29:18 GMT -5
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
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Satoshi
Master Swordsman
Choking the Chicken
Posts: 783
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Post by Satoshi on May 30, 2003 18:30:44 GMT -5
Do you believe in magic? If so, let's make some magic under the sheets.
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Post by Luca on May 30, 2003 18:30:57 GMT -5
Hi. I'm horny.
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Post by OldSchool on May 30, 2003 18:32:22 GMT -5
This is my last one for tonight:
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
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Post by Luca on May 30, 2003 18:32:37 GMT -5
Excuse me, ma'am, but I've been over by the bar running some numbers, and I believe that through combining our genes, we could create a faster, stronger, smarter super-soldier for our country. Now, there remains only one way to actually create this super-soldier, but in this time of national emergency, we have all been called upon to exert ourselves to new heights. Therefore, not for me, but for America, the cause of freedom calls upon you to go home with me tonight.
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Post by Ninja_Master on May 30, 2003 18:56:31 GMT -5
You pants look great on you. they'd look better on my floor
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Post by Springheel Jack on May 30, 2003 19:09:00 GMT -5
If you were my homework I'd be glad to do you all night.
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Post by Luca on May 30, 2003 19:10:08 GMT -5
The best way to get into a girl you know pants- say I love you.
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Post by Springheel Jack on May 30, 2003 19:11:20 GMT -5
I'm glad I brought my library card, cuz I'm definetly checking you out.
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Post by Sektor on May 30, 2003 20:15:14 GMT -5
Those look heavy, mind if I hold them?
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Post by Sokar468 on May 30, 2003 20:39:52 GMT -5
Wow, that run of pick-up lines was quite extreme. Does that make this the fastest growing thread in forum history? I mean, seriously, people were posting every 10 seconds.
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Post by Ninja_Master on May 30, 2003 20:43:00 GMT -5
Everytime i looked after i posted, i got about 5 in between
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Post by OldSchool on May 30, 2003 21:33:54 GMT -5
Wow, that run of pick-up lines was quite extreme. Does that make this the fastest growing thread in forum history? I mean, seriously, people were posting every 10 seconds. But when i stopped posting it died, so i was pretty much carrying it. ;D
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Satoshi
Master Swordsman
Choking the Chicken
Posts: 783
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Post by Satoshi on May 30, 2003 21:46:16 GMT -5
hahaha, I pretty much think that was carried by Oldpimp.
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